Crybaby jokes

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

Me: Knock, knock.

Teacher: Who is there?

Me: Boo.

Teacher: Boo who?

Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!

Teacher: ......

Me: Aw man, detention again.

what's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop up an onion.

When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.

What's the difference between onions and babies?

I cry when I cut onions.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry peeling onions!