Crybaby jokes
Me: Knock, knock.
Teacher: Who is there?
Me: Boo.
Teacher: Boo who?
Me: Stop being a crybaby and open the door!
Teacher: ......
Me: Aw man, detention again.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
I'm an orphan, please stop it. It's not nice and it made me cry.
Baby 🍼
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.