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what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?

Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.

Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????

Its about bottling Its about crying I stay finished I fake retire Put in the diving Put in the ghosting And take my fake trophies Eibar and Bolivia in my veins My barcelona banged by Bayern I bottle the game so whats my farmers name (Pessi)

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, i also got jealous.

Anonymous:why are you crying Anonymous 2:no buddy come to my finral

I didn't steal it🌚

Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion.

I'm sick of crying;tired of trying;yes,i'm still smiling;inside I'm dying

I cry when U leave the room there tears of joy because U have an ugly hairline

What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?

a little girl said one day " grandmas gonna die tonight". the next morning the girl's grandmother's body was found. that day she said again " Grandpas gonna die tonight" sure enough, the girl's grandfather died and his body was discovered the next morning. that day she said " daddy's gonna die tonight." the girls father was terrified. he lay shaking the entire night. somehow, he survived until morning. his wife came into the room crying. he asked her why she was upset and she said that the postman had died last night.

This kid was crying so I asked him where his parents where. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Me: Where's your mom? Kid: cries Me: leaving from the adoption center

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.

35. How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry. 41. To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state. 43. You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

How do ghosts cry?

Boo hoo

How do demons cry?

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if you slit your wrist while crying in pain, that's self-harm. If you slit your wrist but have no expression, that's acting. it isn't any of those if it's suicide.