Crash Landing jokes
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not your grandpa, he crashed the plane.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 馃槀馃槀馃槀
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.