Cranberry Juice jokes

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

How do you make a fruit punch?

You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

Why did the strawberry cry? -- Because his mother was in a jam.

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blueberry.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter