Cranberry Juice jokes

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.