Craftsmanship jokes

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!