Craftsmanship jokes

Job Interview

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I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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  • Brain

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    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Lesbian

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    How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

    None, it's all tongue and groove...