Craftsman jokes

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.

Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.

The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."