Craftsman jokes

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.

What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?

It is ground breaking!

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.