What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
When ur friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl YEEEEHAWW
