Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!