Courthouse jokes

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

Some people think "prison" is one word, but to robbers, it's a whole sentence.

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.