I did a walk walk and I had to a car and a walk home from home I did
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife's coughin' (coffin...coughin'...get it?)
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
