Hey fatboy why are you so damn fat? Because every time I fuck your mom she gives me a cookie
Yo mama so stupid, that when she heard about cookies on the internet she ate her computer
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**