Joke

Mama likes these

LMFAO

Yo mama so bald that you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo mama so black that when she spits ink comes out.

Yo mama so cold that when I hugged her I got frostbite.

Yo mama so dumb that she cut open a pineapple and wondered where SpongeBob was.

Yo mama so fat that half of her is in a parallel universe.

Yo mama so greasy that she uses bacon as a bandaid l.

Yo mama so hot that when she got in the water it turned into lava.

Yo mama so lazy that she did not give birth to you until you were 14.

Yo mama so loud that when she burps it can be heard from all around the world.

Yo mama so mean that she put Godzilla and Kong in timeout for fighting.

Yo mama so old that she farted and dust came out of her ass.

Yo mama so smart that Google uses her.

Yo mama so short that she bakes cookies with Keebler Elves.

Yo mama so skinny that she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so strict that she enforced a curfew for the whole neighborhood.

Yo mama so strong that she can blow bubbles with Jolly Ranchers.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Cat Valentine was a literal cat.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped in California and landed in Louisiana.

Yo mama so ugly that when the Koolaid man busted through her wall he said “Oh no!”

Yo mama so weak that when she stood up she broke her legs.

Yo mama so white that she bleeds snow.

Yo mama so young that your doctor lied and said she is your sister.

Yo mama so hairy that Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go can turn into her.

Yo mama so poor that she uses Cheerios for earrings.