Cookery jokes
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
What did the steak say to the other steak?
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.