Conversation starter jokes

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:

Nothing, donkeys don't talk.

How do butts start a conversation?

"Let's cut to the chase!"

Prince, I'm ready to chat!

Let's chat here, Prince.

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Let's talk.

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'