Control Panel jokes

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"