Control Panel jokes

Disabled people

380 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Xbox

682 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

Meme

10 views · King bob · 3 years ago

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel depicts a hand about to press a button on a control panel. The control panel has two red buttons. The button on the left says "stay at home with memes". The button on the right says "stay with memes". The second panel shows a man sweating profusely and wiping his brow with a white cloth. The meme implies the choice between staying home with memes or staying out and experiencing memes is a difficult one.

Control Panel memes

Bill Gates

29 views · Anonymous · 9 years ago

Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. "1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

Social norms

45 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Idiot

25 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.