Contact information jokes
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
I want your weight, not your phone number.