Contact information jokes

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

bradley

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.