A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
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On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
I want your weight not your phone number
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
