Contact information jokes

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

I want your weight, not your phone number.

bradley

Dagger. This is to get your attention, for Dagger Jr. and I. We'd like to speak with you, and possibly Lynx, if we can find a time to all talk.

EatDatPussy445, aka Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason, aka Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland, is a pedophile, and he is in Las Vegas right now. Go, go, go, catch him!

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"