Contact information jokes
I want your weight, not your phone number.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com