Contact information jokes

I want your weight, not your phone number.

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

When you step on the weighing scale, it shows your phone number!

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

On reddit now. u/Long-Cat-4047. Also email is heavenskala1@gmail.com or Gowiththeflow349@gmail.com