Conflict resolution jokes

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...