Conflict resolution jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.