Conflict resolution jokes
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Memes
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
So my dad said to me and my sister, "Don't fight," but did he mean "fist fight" or "yelling fight?"
Memes
Does thou even lift thy weighted equipment?
Community
imagine you got to listen to ur next door neighbors fight while you were trying to relax but then they come out and see you then it starts a badass chat:>
Lola I'm lwk sorry for raging on u, I'm chill w u just not the other ppl
Explain Bear, why are you being so mean to me, like I haven't done anything with your big sexy ass, like I just wanna make out with you and that's all