Conductor

Conductor Jokes

Booty

Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?

It couldn't stay on track.

Uncle

I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.

Duck

Why was the duck fired from the train station?

He was a bad conducktor!

Song

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

Misfortune

Today; worst day ever.

My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.