Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on TRACK
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
Which train 🚂 is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew chew train
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting side-tracked.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
a conductor was conducting a song, at the end he through his conductor's stick and killed someone, he was put to the electric chair but nothing happened, they asked why he didn't die and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor"
Today; Worst day ever
My annoying sibling got hit by a train and I lost my job as a conductor.
