Conductor jokes
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
Which train is loaded with bubble gum?
A chew-chew train.
I had an uncle who was a conductor. He wasn’t a symphony conductor, nor was he a street car conductor, nor was he a train conductor. He was struck by lightning.
Why was the train late?
It kept getting sidetracked.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Today; worst day ever.
My annoying sibling got hit by a train, and I lost my job as a conductor.