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Friend

Wade · 2 years ago

    • Me in a nutshell(on here anyways)

    The image shows a still from the cartoon 'Rick and Morty'. Rick is on the right, with his characteristic spiky blue hair and lab coat, talking with a slightly maniacal expression on his face. Morty is on the left, looking dejected. In the center of the image is a text box overlay that reads: "Pros and Cons of being my friend. Cons: I'm an asshole. Pros: I'm your asshole."
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    • Poor

    410 · 3 years ago

    • Help

    The first image shows a set of pencils neatly arranged, with the text overlay 'Sorry, I don't speak poor'. The second image below shows a damaged keyboard with missing keycaps and the overlay text 'Me too'.
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    • Staircase

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."
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    • Sweat

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A young blonde woman on a bus, looking annoyed and hot, with text overlay that reads: "i am sweating like a p3do in a nursery. why do uk buses not have air con 😡".
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    • Girl

    Anonymous · 2 years ago

    • (Posted by Seth 💖)

    The image lists the pros and cons of girls with thick thighs. Pros include that they are extra squishy, super great pillows, look good in skirts, dresses, and shorts, they jiggle, are soft, and could crush a watermelon. The cons are that there are none, because they are perfect.
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    • Penis

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows two blue boxes of 'Penis Pasta', with the word 'Penis' in large font above 'PASTA'. The pasta itself is visible through a round window, with each piece shaped like a penis. A cartoon character that also resembles a penis, wearing a chef's hat, is shown on the lower part of each box. A warning is printed below him which reads 'WARNING! INCREASES IN SIZE WHEN COOKED'.
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    • Meat

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A package of ground beef with a label stating "My name was Jeff. I wanted to live. Your personal choice killed me. Don't eat meat!" next to a picture of a man, presumably named Jeff.
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