Computer crash jokes

What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?

"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

What’s the difference between a computer and Paul Walker? I give a crap when my computer crashes.

The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck if my computer crashes.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

I care when my computer crashes.

When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.