Complex Sentence jokes

Cat

    • What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?

    A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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    • Dictate

    • One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

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    • Science

    • Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?

    A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.

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    • Shit

    • Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?

    Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?

    Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.

    Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.

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