I’m stupid I just resized under my “which is more dramatic” poll I said more I thought I said less and said “my answer” on the guys button accidentally which i very much disagree with do not assume that I think guys are dramatic because that is false information on my behalf

I'M GAY AND A FATASS AND THE TERRORIST IS THE BEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE POPEYES IN THE WHOLE WORLD BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST TERRORIST I KNOW. I'M SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND I DESERVE TO GET A "L" TATOOED ON MY BIG ASS FORHEAD TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A FUCKING DUMBASS I AM

GUESS WHO MISSED THEIR BUS AND HAS TO SPEAK TO THE LEADER BC THEY GOT CAUGHT HANGING OUT WITH A 6TH GRADER?! MEEEEEE

Good morning dear community, I hope you slept well and are rested for the day! Have a wonderful day and have fun with everything you do today!

🍀 Cloverleaf

Yo I found this chat GBT site (lol) ask it anything and make up your own lyrics with the lyrics generator on the side.(HINT: type BIG BALLS in the lyrics generator.)

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

A.I. generated poem:

I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

I tried to click on one of the advertisements on this website and instantly got a device security warning bruh these ads are so sketchy

Terrorist please tell your frined the pizza the we know each other, clearly she doesn't understand that we're friends. Also you still owe me a movie

Waiting for dagger is taking longer than I expected after I missed him when he finally showed because I was at the store

Get ready for world war three china is sending naval units near Taiwan like Russia was sending troops near Ukraine. If China declares war on Taiwan we will be fucked the economy will go even deeper into shit and might start American war or NATO involvement, but of course it’s likely we will only go into economic trouble war is the worst to happen

Terrorist 4.0 I'm gonna bomb YOUR house and tell everyone your gay and that you tried to drown me in your swimming pool TWICE, if you don't watch a movie with me. Also stop sending pig pictures to me I'M NOT A PIG, here's some broses for the continuation of our bromance🌹🌹🌹