All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless
So rude and always negative
I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy
Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm drowning, let me breathe
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit
Countin' my hours and knocking on wood
Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate
Had a bit limited time, but I should
Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it
I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed
Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you
I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I fell into your river
That's where you told me lies
You said that I'd feel better
But this is where good guys die
You took my pride away, but
You cannot take my light
I'll find another way out
But now you're takin' my life
Don't you see how I
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm better off all by myself
Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else
Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help
But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone
Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone
Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
'Cause I wanna let my hair down
Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay?
'Cause I wanna let my hair down
Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay?
I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like
Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like
I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls
Whatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it
I'll do it, I'll do it
I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll do it, I-I-I-I-I
Bitch, I'll do this
I hope you're ready for what I'm 'bout to do
Just close your eyes, open up when I tell you
Look now, don't touch, I'm gonna start without you
Rev me up, just put your key in my ignition, baby
Cause I wanna let my hair down
Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay?
'Cause I wanna let my hair down
Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay?
I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like
Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like
I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls
Whatever your type, baby
If that's what you like, I'll do it
I'll do it, I'll do it
I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll do it, I-I-I-I-I
Bitch, I'll do this
I can be your type, you can believe the hype
Just push my buttons, baby, I'll go low and you'll go high
You can be my pilot, we can mile high it
I'll just sit up and make it happen, boy, you better fly it
'Ll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like
Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like
I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls
Whatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it
Blonde tonight, if that's what you like
Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like
I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls
Whatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it
I'll do it, I'll do it
I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll do it, I-I-I-I-I
Bitch, I'll do this
GEH
Fuck off
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damn bro, who hurt you?
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make me
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how scared are u that u have to make a new acc to cuss at me? pussy
Anonymous
Ayo "cum" back π
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ayo naruto you got discord?
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i feel left out bc i got no discord
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tryna rizz up that naruto frfr
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go for it bro
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i got no mf to rizz
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heβs not respondingggggg
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LMAOOO
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you can rizz me anytime bbgrl :)
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gimmie sum
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baba boi
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indeed
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ayo leave sum for me
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im not in love anymore
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i get all the guys frfr. and the girls.
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so time to rizz
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frfr
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ur like a magnet
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i got no bitches
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ey bp is getting boring
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u plannin on leavin?
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nah
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itβs stil nice
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i see
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em left she said
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yeah ik
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ur not on bp that often
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yeah, cause i have a lot of stuff
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but i still have friends on there
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and the articles are pretty cool at times
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can u get like banned from commenting too fast?
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cus i feel like thats the reason why i kept getting my acc approved
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needed to et approved
Wade
MORNING FOCKAS
Wade
HAIL GRU
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good morning wade
Wade
Mornin Chexywexy
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LMAO
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why u still calling me that
Wade
Join us u must be a minion!
Wade
Join our cause
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stawpit or ima fall for u
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no
Wade
You too Amy
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i like my pfp
Wade
Yes Hail Gru
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yello
Wade
Oh u guys still use Bp?
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i like minions
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sometimes
Wade
I edited my account a bit so I prob wonβt be on for a few days
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i needed to get my acc approved like 3rd times this week
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its so annoying
Wade
Toast still does list auditions lol
Wade
Yea Iβll switch back and fourth but mainly stay here
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same
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hey dp
Wade
JOIN US WE ARE GOING TO STEAL THE MOON
Wade
AND THE SUN
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no
Wade
AND ALL THE PLANETS
Wade
AND THE MILKY WAY GALAXY
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i thought we in a chicken cult:(
Wade
JOIN US AMY
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awe
Wade
HAIL GRU
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Wade
WE MUST ALL BE MINIONS
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hail gru
Wade
Mal is already a minion
Wade
Same with Naurto
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but i like my pfp :(((((
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us
Wade
HAIL GRU BECOME A MINION
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simone draw me a pfp of me as a minion
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*somone
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us
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draw meeeeeeee
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dpppp
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if someone will draw me in a minion i will join
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i miss your pp
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same
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lettuce wait
Wade
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lmaoooo chex put that
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dp draw me as a minion
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ill use it if urs r ready
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dpppppp where are youuu
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he left us π
Wade
Wade
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give us more options
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if i found smth i like ill join
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same
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draw me
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iβll pay you
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to draw me
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dppppp
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dp is rlly good at drawing
Wade
CHEX BUT ITS A CHICKEN
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ik thatβs why im asking
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i need more
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more chicken
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bc chicken
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is chicken
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draw meee
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drawdrawdrawdrawdraw
Wade
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no it has to be meeee
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wade
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DRAW ME
Wade
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LMAO
Wade
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daddy???
Wade
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hot..
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wish someone would lick me like tha-
Wade
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i wish i was that popsicle
Wade
CHOOSE A FUCKIN MINION
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draw me
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AMY SAID U DRAW HER
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aa
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as
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a
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minion
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minion
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wade is loading frfr
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ong
Wade
Wade
Wade
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DAYUM
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omg..so sexy
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WHO TURNED UP THE HEAT
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toast irl
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facts
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frfr
Wade
JUST CHOSE A
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no cap π§’
Wade
JUST CHOOSE ONE
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draw me pls
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daddy
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draw her wade
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iβll pay you
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drawmedrawme
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she called u daddy,thats how desprate she is
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give a smexy gurl a chance
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yeahhhh iβm so smexy
Wade
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smash
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wendys
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but better
Wade
JUST PICK A MINIONNN
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DRAW MEEE
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eh could be better
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if someone draws a pfp for me ill charish it forever
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forgot spelling of cherish
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same
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chyerish
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cerish
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serish
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scerish
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sherish
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parish
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perish
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garish
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hairish
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fairish
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ferish
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fetish
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fetish
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hecktish
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fekish
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hellish
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embellish
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berrish
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kerish
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hotelish
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yo dp
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draw her
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motelish
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draw me
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smellish
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tellish
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relish
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welsh
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squelch
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belch
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welish
Wade
BUT I ALREADY HAVE TO DRAW ANOTHER ONES IM BUSSSY
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delish
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selish
Wade
IM BUSY THO
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bussy you are
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ok we not joining then
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yeah
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bc ur busty
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busy*
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weβll be minions by association
Wade
U DARE DEFY GRU!?
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yes
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gru has a crush on me
Wade
NOOO U MUST BE MINIONSS
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no
Wade
Gru with Lucy
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like the guy who has gru as his name on here
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nobody has a crush on me
Wade
NOO heβs with Lucy
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he tried to rizz me up π
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on the internet
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the wall tried to rizz me up
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tf is gyat
Wade
That hasnβt been confirmed yet Chex
Wade
I got a gyat
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wym
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and he wanted to judge it π
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he emailed me
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W.H.A.T
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s
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is
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it was so funny
Wade
Everyone saw my gyat yesterday
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G.Y.A.T
Wade
U missed it
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yeah i was drooling
Wade
Fletcher died
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yall
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bad timing yall
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why?
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why did yall do it without me?
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fake friends frfr
Wade
WE TRIED TO CALL U
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sorry chexy:(
Wade
THERE WERE HANDS
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it was just too irresistible
Wade
AND NECKS
Wade
AND GYATTT
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bruh i think your caps lock is on
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AND GYATTT
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All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm drowning, let me breathe
But life is immaculate, backin' it up a bit Countin' my hours and knocking on wood Avoiding my opposites, chewin' on chocolate Had a bit limited time, but I should Be good for a minute, don't want to admit it I'm running on seconds, I'm rigid, I'm screwed Don't know what to do, I'm thinking of you I'm drinking up bottles and bottles of booze
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I fell into your river That's where you told me lies You said that I'd feel better But this is where good guys die You took my pride away, but You cannot take my light I'll find another way out But now you're takin' my life Don't you see how I
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feelin' kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you cryin' out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringin' your cell phone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make you know, oh
Wade
I love that songg
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ey
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same
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but how dare yall
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how dare yall send hands
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next time
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and neck without me
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ulala
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omg yassss
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gimme dat
Wade
Gyattt
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bro literally said "Come eat my panties off of me"
Wade
Theyβre edible.l
Wade
Iβm typing with one finger rn
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finger my as-
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'Cause I wanna let my hair down Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay? 'Cause I wanna let my hair down Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay?
I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls Whatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it
I'll do it, I'll do it I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll do it, I-I-I-I-I Bitch, I'll do this
I hope you're ready for what I'm 'bout to do Just close your eyes, open up when I tell you Look now, don't touch, I'm gonna start without you Rev me up, just put your key in my ignition, baby
Cause I wanna let my hair down Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay? 'Cause I wanna let my hair down Is that alright? Is that oka-a-ay?
I'll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls Whatever your type, baby If that's what you like, I'll do it
I'll do it, I'll do it I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll do it, I-I-I-I-I Bitch, I'll do this
I can be your type, you can believe the hype Just push my buttons, baby, I'll go low and you'll go high You can be my pilot, we can mile high it I'll just sit up and make it happen, boy, you better fly it
'Ll be your blonde tonight, if that's what you like Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls Whatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it Blonde tonight, if that's what you like Stilettos and fishnets, if that's what you like I'll be your hot mess, school girl in curls Whatever your type, baby, if that's what you like, I'll do it
I'll do it, I'll do it I-I-I-I-I-I-I'll do it, I-I-I-I-I Bitch, I'll do this
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what flavor
Wade
Chicken
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itβs me guys
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ay dp you wanna moon f
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hey amywavy
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wha-
Wade
We already did that
Wade
And Jake isnβt here
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WHAT
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without me?
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again
Wade
But weβre gonna steal the moon
Wade
And the sun
Wade
And make our own solar eclipse in a jar
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hawt
Wade
Oppenheimer 2: The Electric Boogaloo
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i wanna cut my hair again
Wade
Ok
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but i dont think this will fit me
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she rlly retty
Wade
Is that u?
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no
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gah i wish i look like that lmao
Wade
I mean yea Iβd say she is
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frfr
Wade
Whered Amy go? She missed the gyat
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frfr
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its her turn to miss it
Wade
Wade
Jumoscare
Wade
BRB one sec
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ge