The New Post

ight, hello

hellow

hiii

amy check the email...

💀

damn

bob what times it for you

11:27

am?

yes

damn it’s 12:27 for me

lol

damn its 9:27 for mee

DAMN

you guys are all in the future

damn where you at bb girl

you better tell me whats goin on in the future ong, that way i can be prepared

bahhas

calif

nah u in the past

mhmm

if youve made any mistakes in the past two hours

idk

bad luck i guess

coulda been here

Mornin chuckleheads

amy get the fuck off

Unless u ban her she ain’t leaving bro

May came back too

what did she even do to yall

People just don’t like her for trying to take over the site or some shit

And invading private conovs or soemthing I dunno

LOL

I guess she got banned again tho

balls

sack

good morning

dick

cock

pussy

cocksucker

yall wanna see my pikachu?

yall wanna see my pikachu?

Yes

surw

awwww

it’s so cute

lol am

amy

why is your room so DARK

Damn she’s back already 😂

thought you were on my side homie 💀

“I was born in darkness, you just adopted the dark”

I never said I wasn’t but never said I am 👌

uh

k

anyway

um bc

Balls

‘sup wade?

aint it almost noon there?

Waszszup

not much. you?

oh yeah i had the most torturous rowing practice 😭

is it cold where you live ywt

no

it’s kinda chilly tho

they make us wear shorts to practice 😭

heyy

heyyy mads

omg amyy you're backkk

yasss

i made up with angel

yayyy

but some bozo keep banning me

yk swimming is worse cause you gotta wear a suit lmaoo

MAL

BBGGG

we have to wear unisuits for races 😭

nah we gotta wear silly things to races too

tech suits

they stupid expensive

same

amy check email

HOWS UR DAY SO FARR

unisuits are like 80 dollars 💀

GOOD I SAW LIAM AT CHURCHHH

EEEEEEEE

OMGGG YAY

amyyyyy

amy

amyy

amy

thats goood

yessss

i answer ur question

my shoulders hurt kinda

and my knee

everything is a bit sore

my everything hurts 💀

we did a 5k at the highest speed

my coach fucking LIED to me yesterday

my legs are like involuntary shaking

he went "ladies pick up the pace youre almost done"

and i WASNT COUNTING MY LAPS

damn. my coach is the best. he’s so funny too. hol up lemme show you a text

so i didnt know we werent almost done

ANYWAY, WE STILL HAD LIKE A MILE AND A HALF LEFT

a text

wtf

yeahh mine is too

creepy

lmfao

hes funny but he likes me bc im like fast, so he makes me practice extra hard and it's kinda hell

i dont wanna go downstairs

i bet that old man looks down at yall and is like GYAT

its cold down there

ayoooo lmao

lol

it's fact bro

**facts

nah we have like a gc

damn it’s not loading 🥲

lol

haha

he’s hilarious tho

dawgs so my mom has an older sister and apparently when my mom did basketball in like highschool her coach was around her sister's age so she tried to hook her sister up with her basketball coach 😭

him rn*

GYATTTT

he always smiles at us when hes giving us horrible sets

he prolly like what

DAMNNn

60

i do have one frfr

ikkk I was like "mooom i didn't want to know thattt"

umm ok...

oop

lmao same he gives us like the worst pressure pieces and smiles at us while we laugh

u did not need to say that where everyone can hear it

*i meant die not laugh

oh hell nah

yesterday he came up to us grinning and went "today were practicing endurance and hypoxic :D"

dawgggg

wtffffffffffffff

that's so fucking creeepy

noo he does it in like a funny way

he said that to us while we’re doing legs and he goes “ok ladies, after this you’re going to feel like dying 😀😀😀”

hes like a nice dude

yeah same it’s hard to explain over chat

bro fr taking pictures

YH HE GOES "this set will feel like pain. You might die a little bit, but i did this when i was little"

lmfaooo

AND DURING THE SUMMER ME BROUGHT HIS DAD OVER

uh

HELLL NAW

lol

REAL

AND HIS DAD IS LIKE AN OLYMPIC COACH, BUT HE ONLY SPEAKS CHINESE

LMFAO

SO THIS OLD MAN WAS YELLING AT ME IN CHINESE

y’all why does this beat go so hard tho: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u_DP8GU15fk&pp=ygUEYWNlcw%3D%3D

nahhhhh

and like where i live, everyone is asian, so i had to stop one of my friends and be like "tf he on about"

level 1

ik this is random but like i was listening to it and it’s actually a a banger

what

...

nothing

k

anyway go listen to it

it’s fire

yasss

heh

lol

alr everyone

yesss

im hungry

imagine

i crave breakfast

pizza 🍕🍕🍕🍕

too bad so sad

i had a bagel this morning

and coffee

ITS BREAKFAST TIME AMY

i had to go empty stomach

dick

cock

BUT ITS ALWAYS PIZZA TIME 🍕🍕🍕

bbc

before morning practice, i always have a nutritious nutella toast 😋😋

PERIODDD

BBC

i never get to eat

i should start carb loading before my regatta

balls

what times ur practice?

cock

yes

3-6 on weekdays, 8-11 on weekends

anus

thats Pm right

PM

pm for weekdays, am for weekends

3-6 is so inconvenient tho wtf

fr it’s like right after school and i have no time for hw

damn that's tough

amy

amyyyy

look at emaillll

mine is afternoon 5:30-7:30, morning is 4:50-6:45, and weekends is 7:00-9:30

okay bye everyoneee im hungry

look

byee bbgggg <33

look at emailllll

byeeee cherie :)

i didddd

oh nvm

lamo

**lmao

lamo is crazy tho

look at email

Lol

I DID

lollllll

lmfaoooo

no just now

bruh i’ll email you what’s yours?

delete it right after tho

omg my online email is so dumb cause my dad made it when i was like 10 so don't judge

got it?

i won’t lmao

not yet

give me a second

damn do i needa send ti again?

**it

yuh sry

kay it's fine

i’m good

thanks madssss

ywwwwwwwwwww

mal

mall

mmal

mal

mall

mal

mall

whattttt

mal

nothing

hehe

okay

lmao

bob

bobo

bob

what

bob

your mom

mal

mall

mal

bob

mall

bob

mall

bob

mal

bob

mal

bobbbbb

mal

bbbbooooobbbbbb

mal

lol

no more

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stooppppp

hehehehe

heheheheheheheheheheh

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

okay i'm done now

lmaooo

mads i emailed you again 💀

amyyy

look

yuh i did lmao i’m just not comfy wit dat

lollllll

whats bro saying

nothing

lolll

ayo you got email flappy?

mhmmm

hang on i gotta get my old one cause my current ones my full ass name

stranger danger ykwim

lmao 💀

lol

yeah i gotchu

THE PASSWORDS NOT WORKING

bruh

yk what fuck this imma make a new one

that’s chill

anyways

people

ima get off for rn

k bye <3

Get lost Amy you dumb bitch!

bye<3

stfu jer

byeee bob

bye mal

bye bob

have a good time

bye flappy

<3

bruh what’d i do

didn't you know, it's illegal to exist now.

alright flippyflappypaw@gmail.com lmao

ay flappy, just email me instead: amyylol423@gmail.com

it might be me

ooo nvm

fr 😭

u cn send me one mk

damnn ive been existing my whole life

im an outlaw

ik me too

you can find wanted posters of me in all 50 states

i'm a baddy

and a daddy

and I'm mal

baddy daddy goes hard

choke me daddy uwu

what?

ah yes

yes it does

ah how bout i alpha-screw you instead with my alpha-ness

no choke me alpha-ly

bhahshsah

okay bbg here it goes 😏

damn good thing theres church today, i really need it :sob:

aah~

lmfao i alr went to church and it ain't helpin i'm too alpha for this world.

i'm listening to music and holy shit Preacher by OneRepublic is fiiiire

i havent listened to onerepublic in such a long time omg

OneRepublic goes hard

i gotta

y’all but aces by dkj smacks

counting stars is lowkey super nostalgic forr mee

omg frrrrrr

counting stars is fire

guys my playlist has 927 songs omg

i need to get it to 1000

shiiiiiit bro

ill give you some songs to adddd

byeeee

cause my music is superior

bye amyy

byeeeeeeeee

stfu mine iss

nawww bro mine is

you clearly forgot

that mine is

but ill respect your opinion (even if you are incorrect)

looooooook

now THAT is music my bro

theyre OKAY i guess

nawww bro it's fiiire

omg kool kids by maneskin is fiiiiire

im ngl my music taste kina basic

BUT ITS GOOD

good shit okay

makes my ears happy

and my brain happy

my music makes me SOUL happy

so does mine

mf youcant beat me

mine's happier

actually my music is sad cause sad songs hit hard

but that's besides the point

it sounds good okay idc what you sayy

MY SAD SONG PLAYLIST SO LONG

i love sad songs

BRUH KANYE WEST?

whats your favorite sad song omg

HIS MUSIC SLAPS

🤮

SHUT UP

okay the beatles i can repsect

**respect

mhmm

my brother went through a beatles phase a while back

got kinda annoying after a bit LMAO

ill say it again tho, his music is fkin awesome

I have a lot. I'm Not Okay (I Promise) by mcr, Black by pearl jam, Hurt by johnny cash, Adam's Song by blink-182, Dammit by blink-182, The Kids Aren't Alright by fob, and No Surprises by radiohead

nawww bro

lowkey listento some

my aunts are obsessed with the beatles so i grew up with them. i don't know a lot of their songs anymore, prolly like one

jst okay okay mal

i'm forced to listen to it allllll the time with my friend and i wanna dieee

in my life their best song frfr

whats wrong with the music

everything i am

by kanye

so nice omg

it's not my type and i find it annoying af

omg so much for stardust by fob is liiiife

sad songs>

omg and i wanna be your slave my maneskin 🤌

DO YOU like tyler

OMG IT'S QUIET UPTOWN HITS HARDDDDDDDDDD

never heard of that

the creator

tyler the creatr

never heard of it

omg.

hold up brb

listen to igor omg

what genre is it?

cause i am INCREDIBLY picky with music

it kinda depends on the song

hang on lemme pick a good one

do i dont love you anymore

okay

it's next on my queue

(if you dont like it you cannot be my bbg anymore)

wtf is this

no it gets beter mal

OMFG IS THIS RAP?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

DID I NOT MENTION THAT RAP OR ANYTHING SLIGHTLY RESEMBLING RAP MAKES ME WANNA SHOOT MYSELF

"whaT the ActUal FuCK"

no you didnt.

this is making me physically cringe

i'm sorry but this is not at alll my type of music

you mentioned hamilton beforeee]

you crazy mal

you crazzyyy

hamilton's different hamilton's special

omg this music is crazy ahhhhhhhh make ti stopppp

hi

i mean he has songs that aint rap

jassy do you like tyler the creator

idk who that is lol

heyyyyy

OMG THE PHOENIX BY FALL OUT BOY IS PLAYING NOWWWW YESSSSSs

hru

mhm.

i'm good how're you?

ugh

this song makes me feel things i shouldn't be feeling

fuck you mal

im sorry

your music

nuh uh

im tired bc i went to church rlly early and i havent been at home since 8:30

love you too bbg

alr everyone i gott a go rn

my music is yes fob is literally life

byeeee

love ya

tyler and j cole >

damn. me too i was up super late last night and woke up at like 8.

helll nawww

<33

are yall dating?

lmao not actually she's my online sugar baby and i'm her daddy

um ok lmao

lmaooo

im tired af rn

OMG GIVE EM HELL KIDDDDDD

same dude

i even had coffee but that didn't do shit for me

oop girl i just had lunch and i might take a nap in a lil bit

lmao i've had coffee a bagel and a cereal bar today and i feel dead

and all of that was pumpkin flavoured lmaooo

oop

pumpkin flavours ftwww fr

lmao fr

one of my friends can't stand pumpkin i'm like wtf how is that possible

oop

well i gtg take care of stuff if yall are not dead i'll be back in about 30 mins

okayy