Marriage Announcement

i do not have $400

i am too poor for this

too bad

we have to have our honeymoon in japan

so we need cashhh

gimme them stacks

ayy jake where you at hubby

Right here bbg

Moon fuck time

HUH

yesss

Lmao

Idek whats going on I’m just rolling with it

we're getting ✨married✨

NO

No

NO

No

uh

im not letting this happen

um

u lied to me

come on now

???

we're getting married

right jakeypoo

liar

jakeussy

I gotta head out let’s get married in like 5 hours

what

nothing

slayy ok them

https://play.blooket.com/play?id=9017604

join

*then

fucking bitchs

nah i'm good

bro what

what

why'd you have to ruin my wedding like that

oh shit im sorry

hold up

boob

amy how old are you anyways?

ohohohoooo

CHEX

14

HIIIIIIIII

CHEXYWEXY

I'M GETTING MARRIED

GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL

boi

GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING

You’re like the third 14 year old I’ve rizzed up on here

im turning 14 in like a month

It’s always 14 year olds

good morning sweetie

bro has that underage rizz frfr

shes 13

im not giving u any blessings btw lol

LMAOOOOO wtf did i miss?

me neither

YALL GETTIN MARRIED???

how ws ur sleeeep

i have school later fuck

angel don’t eat silica gel

turning 14 in a month

👀

Please

nooo youll get through this

We I'm not

Hihi

Dw*

Man I always say I gotta go and then I end up staying on here till the very last minute

its freezings

hey

mt blanket is not thick enough

my hands is so cold rn

Angel Fletcher is worried about you, please take care of yourself. For both of us Mexicanos

oh nooo

get a blanket

a thicker one

keep piling them on

I will dw

guys look at this thing I did for school last year

jake rn this is what needs to happen to you bc you marrying a 13 year old

no my mom would ask me "wHY aRe yOu sO uP eArLy??/??"

WHAT?

beat that bitch up

its my time to shine BITCHES

one of my bestfriends friend idk her name but I saw so much shi dude.

I love u too

Imma talk to him about it Rylee dw

beat her up too

what a fucking dick

He’s gonna get his little Mexican ass beat if he pulls this shit again

He will die

hes gonna pull it over and over again. its alr.

oh btw amy welcum back

rylee if u see me on the news teenager gets arrested for killing another teenager dont be suprised

Rylee how do you know he’s cheating? Like what kind of stuff were they saying

bro ethan's cheating???

yall wanna move?

Ethan’s are untrustworthy period like guys with that name just be doing the most honestly

he will die

he will die too

bro why is 1 person not enough like uh

1 person is enough bruh why need 2?

i dont get cheaters

FR like WHYYYY DO U NEED 2

just an asshole move all around

exactly.

bro u just dodged a bullet

u found out sooner

Wait Rylee so who’s he cheating with

fr

HE WILLLL DIEEEEEEEEE

zoey wouldnt tell me

Damn

have u talked to him abt it yet?

Maybe she got confused?

she knows how overprotective i am lmao, that's why I'm at daep.

wtf then why would she tell u hes cheating on u

no bc her boyfriend is logan or they're talking. but logan is ethans bestfriend.

What if Zoey’s pining for your man

HE WILLLLLL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no shes not

tell her to tell u cause if she doesn’t that shits fake as fuck

he will die

fr

guys imma be back in around half an hour ya?

well i also found out that ethan had other girls on his discord.

yeah I would never let my friend do that shit like that shits so childish honestly

Imma take a plane over to chisholm and beat Ethan up myself if he doesn’t quit acting up

oh hell nah

wich makes me believe that its true.

ill be waiting

take me with you so i can kill him

its alwqys discord

frl.

bc nobody cheats on rylee and gets away with it

Welcome, loved ones. We are gathered here today to join jake and amy in holy matrimony.

Maybe we should save this topic for another time/a more private chat. Nothing is fully confirmed so I’ll try to get other sides of the story

okay.

he is gonna die jake one way or the other

Jake, repeat after me

he will keep this up and im so fucking done.

amy, I promise to cherish you always, to honor and sustain you, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to you in all things until death alone shall part us.

how the frick do u know so many ppl

FRFR DONT WASTE UR TEARS ON CHEATERS

rylee do u your permission to go down to texas and beat ethans ass?

yes u can

bro lives in Texas?

yup

Guys hey hello? ^^^

explains everything…

oh yeah mb

he is in my neiborhood lol

Dang yall so far

and watch hes gonna deny it and say how he doesn't know what were talking about.. and then something else will happen. its gonna be like that repeativly. so why waste my time.

neighborhood

embarassinggg

loll

wanna see his house>

no it will be put to rest once i kill ethan

?

Ethan’s got a shit ton of explaining to do, but I think we’ve talked enough shit for now

cheaters dont alwayw admit their shit

no we are not

he will pay the price

bro imma beat his ass

as soon as this shi comes fully clean istg.

i dont even know you, and i know you dont like me, but that shit's unexcusable

thankfully im transferring to his school bc.. yeah.

Let’s just put it at this: Once Ethan gets back on, I’ll give him one HELL of a talk. If he doesn’t shape up or listen to what I say, he doesn’t deserve to have someone like Rylee

I'm murder in Ethan

ong

be the guardian, angel

boo send me the address of the school and I’ll swing by dont even worry about it

ima slice his throught

no one messes with ry

yo angel u good with jaz now?

period

Yh

and this is the final straw anyways.

tf is yh

yeah

ah ok

It’s yeah with no vowels, because no vowels are cool af

yuppieee

now lets continue amys weeding

rylee dont worry girly u have a family that will murder ethan so dont worry abt a thing

Ts yh wth n vwls bcs n vwls r cl s fck

obvi

Yeah Amy make a new wedding post

Everyone attend

Bring gifts

Bring gifts

jake

. . .

made it

I said it twice so bring 2 gifts

lessgoooo

i idid

wtf are u doing marriying a 13 year old?

*14

i was born 2009

how old is jake anyways

just in november

im booking my flight to go beat ethan ass

Lmao

16

hook me up bb

OH SHIT LOL

It’s legal

bob ask me if i wanna date it

TO THE POST

😳

him

jake u wanna me too book u a flight too