me and jake are getting married (cashapp me 400$). there will be cake. and pizza. and gore. and ducks. also, the cake is a lie.
me and jake are getting married (cashapp me 400$). there will be cake. and pizza. and gore. and ducks. also, the cake is a lie.
Flappy.
i do not have $400
Flappy.
i am too poor for this
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
too bad
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
we have to have our honeymoon in japan
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
so we need cashhh
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
gimme them stacks
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
ayy jake where you at hubby
The Unknown King of Moderation
Right here bbg
The Unknown King of Moderation
Moon fuck time
Rylee ੈ♡˳
HUH
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
yesss
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
Idek whats going on I’m just rolling with it
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
we're getting ✨married✨
Iambob
NO
Iambob
No
Iambob
NO
Iambob
No
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
uh
Iambob
im not letting this happen
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
um
Iambob
u lied to me
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
come on now
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
???
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
we're getting married
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
right jakeypoo
Iambob
liar
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
jakeussy
The Unknown King of Moderation
I gotta head out let’s get married in like 5 hours
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
what
Iambob
nothing
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
slayy ok them
Iambob
https://play.blooket.com/play?id=9017604
Iambob
join
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
*then
Iambob
fucking bitchs
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
nah i'm good
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
bro what
Iambob
what
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
why'd you have to ruin my wedding like that
Iambob
oh shit im sorry
Iambob
hold up
原田
boob
✨Jassy✨
amy how old are you anyways?
原田
ohohohoooo
Flappy.
CHEX
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
14
原田
HIIIIIIIII
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
CHEXYWEXY
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
I'M GETTING MARRIED
Flappy.
GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL
原田
boi
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
GIVE ME YOUR BLESSING
The Unknown King of Moderation
You’re like the third 14 year old I’ve rizzed up on here
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
im turning 14 in like a month
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s always 14 year olds
原田
good morning sweetie
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
bro has that underage rizz frfr
✨Jassy✨
shes 13
Iambob
im not giving u any blessings btw lol
原田
LMAOOOOO wtf did i miss?
✨Jassy✨
me neither
bloodgod
YALL GETTIN MARRIED???
Flappy.
how ws ur sleeeep
原田
i have school later fuck
The Unknown King of Moderation
angel don’t eat silica gel
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
turning 14 in a month
WJE
👀
The Unknown King of Moderation
Please
Flappy.
nooo youll get through this
bloodgod
We I'm not
Flappy.
Hihi
bloodgod
Dw*
The Unknown King of Moderation
Man I always say I gotta go and then I end up staying on here till the very last minute
原田
its freezings
WJE
hey
原田
mt blanket is not thick enough
原田
my hands is so cold rn
The Unknown King of Moderation
Angel Fletcher is worried about you, please take care of yourself. For both of us Mexicanos
Flappy.
oh nooo
Flappy.
get a blanket
Flappy.
a thicker one
Flappy.
keep piling them on
bloodgod
I will dw
WJE
guys look at this thing I did for school last year
✨Jassy✨
jake rn this is what needs to happen to you bc you marrying a 13 year old
原田
no my mom would ask me "wHY aRe yOu sO uP eArLy??/??"
Rylee ੈ♡˳
ethans cheating dude.
✨Jassy✨
with who ima kill him
bloodgod
WHAT?
WJE
beat that bitch up
WJE
I ❤️ weed
原田
i love u
✨Jassy✨
its my time to shine BITCHES
Rylee ੈ♡˳
one of my bestfriends friend idk her name but I saw so much shi dude.
WJE
I love u too
The Unknown King of Moderation
Imma talk to him about it Rylee dw
WJE
beat her up too
Flappy.
what a fucking dick
The Unknown King of Moderation
He’s gonna get his little Mexican ass beat if he pulls this shit again
bloodgod
He will die
Rylee ੈ♡˳
hes gonna pull it over and over again. its alr.
原田
oh btw amy welcum back
✨Jassy✨
rylee if u see me on the news teenager gets arrested for killing another teenager dont be suprised
The Unknown King of Moderation
Rylee how do you know he’s cheating? Like what kind of stuff were they saying
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
bro ethan's cheating???
原田
yall wanna move?
WJE
Ethan’s are untrustworthy period like guys with that name just be doing the most honestly
✨Jassy✨
he will die
Flappy.
my brother named ethan 💀💀
WJE
my statement still stands
✨Jassy✨
he will die too
原田
bro why is 1 person not enough like uh
原田
1 person is enough bruh why need 2?
原田
i dont get cheaters
Rylee ੈ♡˳
zoey aka my bestfriend i told her im transferring to her school ( ethans same school) and I said well my review to leave is the 29th so when I finally go there could u show me around? she said "yeah do u know anyone there" I said "yeah you and my boyfriend ethan" she said "ethan e" i said "yeah" she said "oh.. i think he's dating one of my friends, i see them walking around the halls tg holding hands"
✨Jassy✨
there is no if or butts abt it he will die and go to hell
Rylee ੈ♡˳
frl, like if u have 1 thats trying their hardest, why fucking cheat.
✨Jassy✨
he WILL DIEEEEEEEEE
原田
FR like WHYYYY DO U NEED 2
Flappy.
just an asshole move all around
Rylee ੈ♡˳
exactly.
原田
bro u just dodged a bullet
原田
u found out sooner
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wait Rylee so who’s he cheating with
WJE
fr
✨Jassy✨
HE WILLLL DIEEEEEEEEE
Rylee ੈ♡˳
zoey wouldnt tell me
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn
WJE
have u talked to him abt it yet?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Maybe she got confused?
Rylee ੈ♡˳
she knows how overprotective i am lmao, that's why I'm at daep.
原田
wtf then why would she tell u hes cheating on u
Rylee ੈ♡˳
no bc her boyfriend is logan or they're talking. but logan is ethans bestfriend.
The Unknown King of Moderation
What if Zoey’s pining for your man
✨Jassy✨
HE WILLLLLL DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rylee ੈ♡˳
no shes not
WJE
tell her to tell u cause if she doesn’t that shits fake as fuck
✨Jassy✨
he will die
原田
fr
Flappy.
guys imma be back in around half an hour ya?
Rylee ੈ♡˳
well i also found out that ethan had other girls on his discord.
WJE
yeah I would never let my friend do that shit like that shits so childish honestly
The Unknown King of Moderation
Imma take a plane over to chisholm and beat Ethan up myself if he doesn’t quit acting up
Flappy.
oh hell nah
Rylee ੈ♡˳
wich makes me believe that its true.
原田
ill be waiting
✨Jassy✨
take me with you so i can kill him
原田
its alwqys discord
Rylee ੈ♡˳
frl.
✨Jassy✨
bc nobody cheats on rylee and gets away with it
Iambob
Welcome, loved ones. We are gathered here today to join jake and amy in holy matrimony.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Maybe we should save this topic for another time/a more private chat. Nothing is fully confirmed so I’ll try to get other sides of the story
Rylee ੈ♡˳
okay.
✨Jassy✨
he is gonna die jake one way or the other
Iambob
Jake, repeat after me
Rylee ੈ♡˳
he will keep this up and im so fucking done.
Iambob
amy, I promise to cherish you always, to honor and sustain you, in sickness and in health, in poverty and in wealth, and to be true to you in all things until death alone shall part us.
WJE
how the frick do u know so many ppl
原田
rylee is literally hot like WHY DO U NEEDMORE
Rylee ੈ♡˳
OH.. THANK YOU LMAO
WJE
rylee is insanely hot fs
Rylee ੈ♡˳
all u fsfs
原田
FRFR DONT WASTE UR TEARS ON CHEATERS
✨Jassy✨
rylee do u your permission to go down to texas and beat ethans ass?
Rylee ੈ♡˳
yes u can
WJE
bro lives in Texas?
Iambob
yup
The Unknown King of Moderation
Guys hey hello? ^^^
WJE
explains everything…
WJE
oh yeah mb
Iambob
he is in my neiborhood lol
原田
Dang yall so far
Rylee ੈ♡˳
and watch hes gonna deny it and say how he doesn't know what were talking about.. and then something else will happen. its gonna be like that repeativly. so why waste my time.
Iambob
neighborhood
WJE
embarassinggg
Iambob
loll
Iambob
wanna see his house>
✨Jassy✨
no it will be put to rest once i kill ethan
Iambob
?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ethan’s got a shit ton of explaining to do, but I think we’ve talked enough shit for now
原田
cheaters dont alwayw admit their shit
✨Jassy✨
no we are not
✨Jassy✨
he will pay the price
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
bro imma beat his ass
Rylee ੈ♡˳
as soon as this shi comes fully clean istg.
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
i dont even know you, and i know you dont like me, but that shit's unexcusable
Rylee ੈ♡˳
thankfully im transferring to his school bc.. yeah.
原田
yo amy welcum back
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
thanks chexy :)
The Unknown King of Moderation
Let’s just put it at this: Once Ethan gets back on, I’ll give him one HELL of a talk. If he doesn’t shape up or listen to what I say, he doesn’t deserve to have someone like Rylee
bloodgod
I'm murder in Ethan
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
ong
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
be the guardian, angel
WJE
boo send me the address of the school and I’ll swing by dont even worry about it
✨Jassy✨
ima slice his throught
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
no one messes with ry
原田
yo angel u good with jaz now?
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
period
bloodgod
Yh
Rylee ੈ♡˳
and this is the final straw anyways.
原田
tf is yh
Rylee ੈ♡˳
yeah
原田
ah ok
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s yeah with no vowels, because no vowels are cool af
Rylee ੈ♡˳
yuppieee
原田
now lets continue amys weeding
✨Jassy✨
rylee dont worry girly u have a family that will murder ethan so dont worry abt a thing
The Unknown King of Moderation
Ts yh wth n vwls bcs n vwls r cl s fck
Rylee ੈ♡˳
obvi
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah Amy make a new wedding post
The Unknown King of Moderation
Everyone attend
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bring gifts
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bring gifts
✨Jassy✨
jake
bloodgod
. . .
原田
made it
The Unknown King of Moderation
I said it twice so bring 2 gifts
原田
lessgoooo
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
i idid
✨Jassy✨
wtf are u doing marriying a 13 year old?
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
*14
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
i was born 2009
WJE
how old is jake anyways
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
just in november
✨Jassy✨
im booking my flight to go beat ethan ass
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
16
⛧ 𝓪𝓶𝔂 ⛧
hook me up bb
原田
OH SHIT LOL
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s legal
原田
bob ask me if i wanna date it
The Unknown King of Moderation
TO THE POST
WJE
😳
原田
him
✨Jassy✨
jake u wanna me too book u a flight too