Pandas Rule

frrrr

real shit

lamo

**lmao

why cant i fucking type 😭

ur too used to typing five letter words

*cough*

LMFAO

SORRY FOR BEING A WINNER

💪

💀

stfu im literally better than you

i beat you

multiple times

not to brag or anything

YEAH BRO YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME

heyyyy flappy

hi amy

wsg

who runs the world? BP members WHO RUNS THE WORLD?

not much, you?

BP MEMBERS

WE DO

im wating for this silly ten year old I'm carpooling with

never back down never what?

shes kinda annoying im ngl but our parents are friends lmaoo

YALL WE SHOULD HAVE LIKE A CULT LOL

lmao that's so toughhh

nevEr give UP

NEVER GIVE UP NEVER WHAT??????

never gonna give u up

frfr the cult of pandas

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

omg yes

STaWWPPP

you guys are unfunny :sob:

lets all have the same pfp

stawp it 💅✨

nah i like mine lmaoooo

no

bc

ok

we should all have minun pfps

my pfp is mehhh lmao

we already have a cult symbol: 🦆

slayy I love ducks

yas fr

then lets have ducks on our bios

ducks are cool

we should put something about the bp cult in our bios

yessss

OMG its my friends birthday soon and I made her a shi ton of origami ducks

what abt chickens

the cult of ducks and pandas

we could have ducks AND chickens

and pandas

chickens scary

beady lil eyes

ducks, pandas, and chickens oh my

but chickens is bussin

j like #🐼🦆🐔

in our bios

ong

LETS ALL HAVE THIS BIOO

i added it

slay so did I

same

mines btter than all yours

YASS WE RUN THIS WORLD

YESSS WE DOOOO

wait guys what times it for yall

i cant be the only one from pacific

19:50

oh wow

imagine being in pacific

youre in the future

smh

imagine being from east coast

yas I'm a time traveler

couldnt be me

(me ignoring i lived there for half my life and was born there)

ayo I live like 10 minutes from the beach 💅

yasss

hiii dp <3

yeah but same and pacific ocean better

DP

mine is better

ARE YOU FROM PACIFIC TIM ZONE

time

The one and only

hellllllllllllllllllllllllll naw

nah est

yasss est ftwww

EWWW EST SUCKS

Is Toast on?

NO U

not that I know of

we have cool shi

Aw dang

we have OTTERs

we have ME

beat that

nice pfp dp daym

shut yo ass up we’re superior

lmfao

we have my cats

okay

we have MY cats

hes prettty

MINE ARE BETTER SHUT UP

no

i only have cprgi

ARE YOU PACIFIC??

mads >>>

omg

but

mien are

prettier

🍷🗿

make me

it’d look best on my face ong

I am NOT Pacific time

✨

with his nutella

EWWWWW

ong

you are are so odd

who

what are you then?

y e s

my husband

lmfaoo

yall,i told my homie abt this site

Mountain

im gonnna make him join here

not now,ill talk to him tonight

sick

ngl mountain a goofy ass time zone

wtf is that?

what abt me:(

colorado?

silly goose

yas the more cult people the mkre

bro think he beter than meee

dp got lots of bitches

share sum

dp >>>

FUCK THEN 10 YOS HERE BRB

I MEAN GTG

bye

u love dp more than me?:(

Don’t worry Chex I love u

i doubt that

byeeeeee

love me like u do lalalove me like u do

no wonder ur ass is bigger than the galaxy

r/damnthatsinteresting

yes actually i did know that 💀 however I do wanna know why people know that

can confirm

lmfao

can i go inside and then act like ur giving birth to me?

like, mommy?

ayo bro has a kink???

What’s the password?

OMFG

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH

💀💀💀💀💀💀

I CAN'T BREATH RN 💀

bro this really got me 🪑🪑🧌🧌

ultramegacocockolasucker

OMFG SLAY

i take everyones breath away

ayo you think you can fit two

*gets inside*

can confirm, currently having an asthma attack

Anything is possible if you believe in Jesus Christ

thats how awesome i am

amennn 🥹

y’all imagine how weird this must look to jake and the others 💀💀💀💀💀

fr

omfg

Hiiii

LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK.....A-FUCKING-MEN

MAYYYYYY

HEY MAYYYYYYY

ey may

OMGMGMTMGMTM

What

lmao

ur ass is worth more than a billion dollars of painting

when do we not talk about that gyatt?

OH ALSO for those who didn't hear we're putting #🐼🦆🐔 in our bios since we're from bp

thats how special u are

what about me :(

💀

u literally replaced me with dp *sobs*

Yea butt..my butt

chex>dp

hmph!

threesome

chex is my only chexy

YASSSS

whos top bro?

I ship it 🥹

Alr that works

no i would never m’lord 🥺

its far better than whatever they r on

I’m on weed

omg frrrrrrr

I think y'all scared mads off

nah she’s right here

Wait nvm

lmao

DONT UNDERESTIMATE MY KETAMINE INTAKE

the only weed i take is ur cock

OMFG LMAOOOOOOOO

so addicting

this is such an entertaining conversation

Can confirm

like bro slurp slurp

ayooo

sorry im like this,im different on bp

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brb gotta wash dishes

What have I just seen

heaven baby

dawg i could not tell you lmao

dw, jake’s pretty chill

A-FUCKIN-MEN

also kinda hot

facts

ong

oop-

Who is jake

a guy on here

absolutely

I'm very confused right now

you’ll get used to it lmaoooo

I know. I seen that gyatt before the rest of u entered the room.

lmfao

Oh hey Em

I respectfully disagree

heyyyyy em

hey dp

why??

hey amy

bc I just do

bros italian and mexican. goated genes fr fr

from what I’ve seen of him anyways

💀can’t blame my wifey for that now can i

yes, that was the real reason. 😔

i’m headed straight for ohio atp

back

broo frrrrrrr

slay

byeeee 💅

oh bro ohio fs I bet shit goes down in that state

bruh

hey chex

fr you wanna grab lunch over there

heard they have great bbq

i gtg in a bit bc we have to buy groceries and after that m gonna vacuum,clean the toilet,the bathroom,bedroom and kitchen

period and I won’t even be mad if the bbq turns out to be something messed up

lemme wash my face n brush my teeth brb

that’s a lot lmao but hope u have fun

don’t brush em yet, you got some stuff to do to me 😏

Why am I still here

cause i’m the best little sister

OH GUYS SPEAKING OF TEETH BRUSHING

THIS ONE GUY WHOS LIKE THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRR AND I USED TO LIKE HIM GOT BRACES TODAY

AND I SWEAR HE JUST GOT EVEN CUTER

OOOOOOOOOOOOO

i like cleaning

like what baby?;))

LITERALLY HE USED TO LIKE ME TOO

cuter than me?

mine next

no obviously not that’s impossible

lmao

ikr

and brooooo there’s this one guy who I also liked (lighskin with curly hair he’s so fucking hot) and he basically rejected me today

nah you cheating on me 😔

bro i dont wanna change i wanna go out wearing pjs

Impossible

most people in your situation would be glad

lmfao

NO NO I SWEAR IM JUST PUTTING MY INSANE RIZZ TO USE

ong

reminds me of like the jpanese corn, where 1 guy then 20+ girls

GYATT

What an ass

Lovely

that was the last time I promise

Excellent

lmao

Giggity Giggity

meow

bark bark mofo

purrr

…furry?

*sexy paw licks*

meow

*farts*

But we're all hot, I don't see the problem

*licks ass*

fr

purr

ayo hes mine

No HE'S MINE

m o w

👁🫦👁

no...

y’all can have the rest of him but I claim his ass

Oh dang this Dawko vid be crazy

Nooooo

period

✨

Why did this remind me of the veggietales lawnmower clip

lmaooooooooo

Does anyone know what I'm talking about

ok ill go with other dudes

*licks ass* I'm happy with mine

You can have dp chex

Anybody have some bleach?

who wants me tho

yes bc dp is cheating on me

Me

hey *winks winks*

i’m all out

Noooo, I just got my ass stolen

naw there's no escaping this

Oh crap Springtrap jumpscare

*sweet home alabama intensifies*

there can't be competition where I've alr won 👑

Well it’s been Mal and Emma then 🦄

Wut

SWEET HOME ALABAMA 🎶

WHERE THE SKIES ARE SO BLUE

elub

lube

tube

flute

boob

toot

nude

yas

Boobies!

slayy

boobies

boobies ftw

jk I hate them

slay

Yaaaaay Dawko did ittt

boobies are based ong

Where are my massive boobssssssssssssss I need them now

dawg mine aren't massive but legit take them i don't want them anymore

Idc bout side

Size

lmao

dayum

I'll take them then start hrt thus making them even bigger

we r brocking up

slayyy

yeah dw the rest of him is still free

btw yall i got a question

What

hey hey hey wait a minute now

Yes

only if u want to be

Guess I am then

yuh?

yeah?

yes. you’re mine.

I’m dying lmfaooo like “hey sex toy how u doing sex toy”

Gtg for now, ttyl

byeeee Mayyyyy <3

bye mayyy

whos the 3

byeeeee

every guy’s dream

amennn

what lmao

*starts fingering ur ass*

purrr

what the fuck

that shit stinks what the fuck