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I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

Some of the jokes I posted have been deleted. They were just taken down without explanation. What are the rules for posting on here?

“The Amazing Race” Girl slingshots a watermelon in her face: https://youtu.be/-OZjHjJToVo

for the love of god, stop posting your sob stories on WJE. If you need help, get professional help from a therapist or talk to family or friends FACE TO FACE! stop seeking guidance on a joking website with retarded 12 year olds!

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

why this 5 year old giving out his mums credit card number. The kid is way to young to be on here

Hi just updating you on my road to 50 followers for a name a face reveal I so far have 4 followers so still a long ways to go but for the people who did follow me thanks

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90% of the shitbag zoomers in this community are autistic retards with no social life. Change my mind.

Kingsley, stop commenting the fish rickroll bullshit. It was funny the first time, but now it's annoying asf. And stop saying "hi" on every single post you can find. Nobody gives a shit and nobody will respond to you since THE POSTS YOU COMMENT ON ARE 400 YEARS OLD, GODDAMNIT. Jesus Christ, you act autistic half the time.