Ethan's Computer Confiscated

im alr lol

sure you are

So ur not gonna shoot up a school?

doubt it

i’d keep an eye on him still

jst in case

ong

frfr

no hes fine

trust me

Alr alr

Hii

then why were you kina freaking out in the other post

What is all this about?

diffusion

Ethan, I appreciate your willingness to share with me, but if you need help I urge you to seek it. There’s only so much I can do from here

he’s tryna downplay it

Tons of shit

Exactly

Uhh who's shooting who why?

ALRIGHT MOD ANNOUNCEMENT EVERYBODY QUIT WORRYING ABOUT THIS SHIT UNLESS IT DIRECTLY INVOLVES YOU

damn he using the big words now

JUST GO ABOUT YOUR DAYS

aight

Hey jake

Sup may

ALR JAKE U THE BOSS

my day’s been shitty

yeah im alr i promise that

peace i gtg

alr

Yea

byebye

Cya bro

mb amy

same lmao

yeah

well

What Twix said was pretty accurate tho

i know.

arent you and twix like

Considering I told him

doesn’t make it hurt less.

the same

No lmao

We’re friends tho

Mhm.

He keeps messaging me on discord to get on

K.

bahhash

Iirc he was on during the long hiatus I was gone

A true OG

huh

again

it still feels pretty shitty

and i have my 5k test in an hour

Good luck!

no

IT GOT DELETED BHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAS

not from you

Amy dude

that’d just make it bad

Cmon

I’m tryna be nice here

here ill do it dw

good luck amy

what? my luck with you has been terrible.

youll do great

What is going on here

I'm confused

thanks. prolly won’t tho.

just persevere

Good luck

How come everything on this site is going to shit lately lmao

i wonder

thats a good question

and it’s not everything

just this fucked up situation

A pretty large chunk of stuff is tbh

ah theres a cat outside my window

well obviously

now

its like a stray

wait its kinda scary

let me go find a good place to cry

it looks like it will hiss at me

and warm up

kiss it

Everyone is fighting over everything for no reason

okie

Suicidal tendencies seem to be worse across the user base, everything with Ethan, relationship problems, etc.

dokie

it will scratch my eyes out

This

i don’t care

kiss it

oh

kiss it for me

what if i kiss my cats i already have

since i’ll never be kissed

they are slightly more friendly

mwah

no it has to be the kissy one

but i will get hurt

thanks b

possibly mauled

do it for me

make me happy

be the jake

i think it is a little scared of people

ONCE IN 2021

Lies

me too

not to brag or anything

Why :(

but i pet a cat without it running away

and it was like stray (this probably breaks several wildlife laws)

wdym why? if you’re not gonna do it, someone else might as well.

amy dude

online relationships

almost never work out

Dunno cuz we’re all shit

its not worth it

big steaming dookies

Chex and I are good, we’re just better

yall fine ig

I'm bored

“ig”

That sucks

but preferring an online relationship over an irl one is just

not

very

damn

idk

ykwim tho right

Exactly

kdi

Flappy is spitting hard facts rn

an rp would be nice

Fr tho

like chex and wade

We’re just better

but

I have no clue what's going on ✨

apparently all the marvel roleplayers and awesome dudes have been taken

If I did an rp it would probably end up with me getting thrown in jail for life

Because u joined like 30 mintues late

real

Heh

chex and wade are just goofy together, its rlly cute an funny lol

I have magic fingers yall

Amy should date me fr fr

cool

Based

Amy should go with May ngl

nah we’re sisters

What???

Incest is okay just move to alabama

Same personalities and everything

bro sweet home alabama goes crazy

dayum

ni

anyway

We are tho

Hey Amy 😏

stop bragging

hehe

your supposed to make me feel better dumbass

:(

amy ya cant leave her on delivered like that

🪕

ok then jake

Yup Amy and May are a thing now

nah i ship you two more

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Me and who?

may

jake

No way in hell

I’d rather die

ya there

hehehe

enemies to lovers

Wdym ok then what is that even referring to

your thing about not being in a relationship

duh doi

i accept that you can’t handle it

aint that what chex said bout you and wade 👀

and you have a bad history with that stuff

Amy should CLEARLY be with me anyway

so like

yeah

cool

Yeah thanks for understanding that I’m a massive dickheaded loser

no you’re not

Nuh uh

Nope

Hehehehhe

stop it

🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕

jake

What

you’re awesome

he did that with me earlier too

so sad

and i really, really, like you

Nah, that’s just my Jake persona

hes mutin g the public voice

even if you don’t like me back

Real me is a dickhead

Bruh this is so stupid

Relatable

then leave?

Fr

It ain’t gonna work out so I doesn’t matter

ok, i’m tryna reassure him

Naaah

On here I’m Jake because you all need him

that he’s a cool person

Amy 🪕😏😏🪕🪕🪕😏

Jake is a W

Real me is just chilling in his room alone with his guitars

Jake is here to help

thats what lot of us do lmao

im in my living room rn

its not that deep tbh

Man imma get split personality disorder or smth

Turn into fuckin moon knight

guitars are cool

so are you

Damn right they are

I’m not cool, but I try

you are

I want to learn guitar

You should

you’re really cool

Amy down bad

it’s sad you can’t see it

Jake just do the rp or whatever so she’ll stop

i saw that

maybe one day you will

😏

i saw that omg

Nah it’s true tho

Same I did too

bro

i’m tryna make him feel better

No I’m totally chill rn

The coolest person is clearly me

Idgaf about things any more

ok

That’s how I got better

Not specifically about this lmao

then stop saying your not cool

Yea I’m on the route

I'm the coolest woman in a 1000 mile radius

I just don’t pay attention to emotions very much

Suuuuure

hard core relatable

Smart bro

based

They’re kinda just like that one uncle you never see who just sorta gives you a thumbs up at parties

lmao

Yup

They’re they’re, just not as huge in my life

It's the truth 😎😎😎

Geez let’s bring this back to the golden age, enough with the shit

In other words I’m not easily hurt

Because I stopped giving a fuck 😎

you can always leave

Based bro

wowza couldnt be me

Wade you don’t even remember the golden age bro

It sounds great tho

I cant see this site ever becoming like that again

teach me your wayss

anyway

Amy should date me fr fr

nah we sisters

I don’t even know how it happened ngl

ok then

🪕🪕

One day I just decided to like

Suck it the fuck up

:(

And quit being a baby

you’re not a baby my dude

Takes willpower, I’ll tell you that

Gotta be active

emotionas are human

thats what i gotta do LMAO

Yeah that’s why I still have them rather than force them out

idk man

i gtg

They’re here I just don’t pay attention to them unless I need to

alr amy

Or unless they’re the feel-good ones

gl on ur 5k

thx

I think I cracked the code

Yeah good luck Amy, you’ll do great!!!

bye

Cya

Bye <3333

Hiatus resumed.

Don't leave ussss

alr man

you gotta

go

at least 24 hours this time

dont get distracted