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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He … Read more

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A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER Once upon a time, in the depths of the internet, there was a site called WJE - Worst Jokes Ever. It was a place where the darkest and most twisted humor lived, a haven for those who found twisted delight in sharing their morbid sense of amusement. One year prior, a man named Dagger (after his love for the ornate weapons) stumbled upon this sinister community, unbeknownst to him t… Read more

Guys help :/ I like miss him sm... I feel like I havent seen him for weeks even though it's been a few hours I don't think I'll survive this weekend 😭 😭 😭 😭 Like the thought of him makes me smile and just eughhh~ I love him smmm- I miss u Fletcher)): Gimmie attention luv <3

Good morning USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good morning USA! (Good morning USA!) Good morning USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good morning USA! (Good morning USA!)

I walks up to my girlfriend and says to her, “Want to play the firetruck game?” She says, “Sure, how do you play it?” I says, “I place my finger at the bottom of your leg and run it up, and you say red light when you want me to stop.” She says yes, and I begin. I start to get close to reaching up her skirt, she says, “Red light!” I looks at her and I smile wickedly and says, “Firetrucks don’t stop for red lights.” She laughs as I start to rape her.

Is this a good song? (I wrote it)

It would be heaven We were born and raised All the damn time I never wanted anyone like this

Yeah Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight I love you more than a billion stars I feel a little unsteady

Every night In a summer haze Your smile your personality Past the places where you used to learn

Yeah That’s all I’ve ever been I love you more than a billion stars That’s all I’ve ever been

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Can u guys give me advice for my crush? i gave him a note saying I liked him yesterday-

and HE SMILED- IDK WHAT THAT MEANS- what do u think he will say? AND WhAT SHOULD I DO?!

wHy Do I wIsH i WaS sTiLl At CaMp?!

Idk why, but at home and school I feel all of this pressure to put on a fake smile and pretend everything's fine, but at camp I finally felt like myself. Like I could be myself. Like people weren't judging me anymore, like I could actually be accepted for who I am. But once I got back to school and off the bus, I instantly felt pressure again. And it really sucks.

So, some of you may know Clara Dao is, if you do, you would know her body type.

I have pretty much the exact same body time as her, and I found out today that a boy in my class thought I was a vegetarian because I'm so skinny, and another said that its because I'm so skinny. I just put on a fake smile and acted like it was funny. But now I can't stop thinking about it. I know its a good thing to be skinny, but it can be bad as well. Don't start drama in the comments, just answer this: Is being skinny good or bad?

This is completely a waist of time, but worth it at the same time.

*Dad's sitting on the couch reading news paper when wife walks in*

Husband: "This music.. Is the final boss coming? Or worse.. It's my wife..."

Wife: "You jobless monkey... Money to pay bills doesn't grow on tree's"

Husband: "Well it's no my fault.. And I was born poor *Over it* If I was son of Bill Gates I'd bathe in money.."

Wife: "First go bat… Read more

I'm over it My minds running, I'm running out of control of it I feel alone when my friends are home and they notice it Don't tell them no cause nobody knows that I struggle with Hurting my left wrist Look I'm scared of it That's why I'm wearing shirts that really don't look good but they cover it Got a grey Nike that doesn't let them see that I'm staining it It's on the inner left side just below the number five cau… Read more