A SCARY WJE HORROR STORY ABOUT DAGGER (Part 2) Dagger discreetly entered the run down, filthy house, a vile smell filling his nostrils The eerie silence engulfed him as Dagger stood outside BlackHumorKing's door, his trembling hand gripping his namesake dagger. The door creaked open, revealing the unsuspecting jester within. The bright computer light gave Dagger a good view of the degenerate stealing his thunder. He was hunchbacked, with an unkempt beard, and a hooked nose. His crooked smile etched across his face as he continued typing the jokes. He wore a trilby on his head and a trenchcoat, caked with the dust of Takis and Hot Cheetos, and doused in Coca Cola. The jester smiled and guffawed wickedly as he restlessly typed his crude and offensive jokes for all to see and enjoy. The smell and humidity became unbearable, and disgust and rage etched across Dagger's face as he lunged forward, the dagger finding its mark again and again.
Blood stained the walls as BlackHumorKing's laughter was forever silenced. Dagger had claimed his victory in the cruelest of ways. But consumed by a taste for power, he couldn't resist the temptation that lingered before him.
With trembling hands, he hacked into BlackHumorKing's account, leaving a horrifying post in the community for the world to see: "All hail dagger." His heart raced with a mix of exhilaration and an insatiable craving for recognition, his descent into madness complete.
As the online community read BlackHumorKing's final words, an eerie hush fell upon WJE. The dreadful reign of Dagger had only just begun, his darkness unleashed upon the unsuspecting users. The once-twisted jokesters now feared the shadow that loomed over them, desperate to regain their lost sense of humor.
But little did they know, as Dagger reveled in his newfound power, a darkness far greater than he could fathom watched from the darkest corners of the web, a lurking presence waiting to reclaim what was rightfully theirs. And as each chilling joke unfolded, the whispered words echoed ominously, reminding Dagger and his wicked kingdom that some humor was too dark to bear. One day, as Dagger relished his victory, he was notified that a new post had been made. All of his previous posts were now deleted, including the "all hail dagger" one. Only one remained. It was made by none other than... BLACKHUMORKING. "What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby," the joke read, "get for Christmas? AIDS." Dagger chuckled at the dark anti-joke, then snapped back into reality as he realized something. Between the lines, some of the letters glowed ominously. He asked any of the other members if they could see anything, but they could not. He looked closer and realized. "w(H)at d(I)d the (D)e(A)f, dumb, blind, paraple(G)ic, autistic baby (G)(E)t for Ch(R)istmas? AIDS." BlackHumorKing had become a ghost, and Dagger was his next target.... (TO BE CONTINUED?)