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Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls hโ€ฆ Read more

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Jeez, Iโ€™ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. Youโ€™ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. Youโ€™d be us a favour.

A Palestinian child is killed every ten minutes. https://youtube.com/shorts/EAOEmMGk0_w?si=c2Q2ggro2ynBfnmI

I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I canโ€™t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we canโ€™t forget the conclusion. The concluโ€ฆ Read more

ITโ€™S THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! THE REAL FIGHT THIS TIME! With me hosting again. NO REFUNDS!

ATTENTION WJE! COME ONE, COME ALL FOR THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! ITโ€™S THE LOW BUDGET ALIEN VS PREDATOR! LETS DO IT! Oh, and Iโ€™m the host/referee

Dude if I weren't the youngest child in my family I would probably have a younger sibling that needs more mental help then me.

They would be coming home saying: Younger sibling: I'm home! Parents: Hey sweetie how was school? Younger sibling:Terrible. I want to jump everyone at school. Parents: YOUR ONLY IN 3RD GRADE! DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOUR SISTER?!?!?! Younger sibling:Yeah.. Parents: Ok. MIA GET YOUR ASS OVEโ€ฆ Read more

COMMENT HERE TO GET ADOPTED BY ME FLETCHER WILL BE UR FATHER SERENA/SETH WILL BE UR GRANDPARENT SO FAR MY CHILDREN ARE Angle_Izzy BOB AND JASSY