She's only 9 years old

WTF

yea

I won

SHE"S ONLY 9 YEARS OLD ELI

Your gay

U CANT DO THAT

gay ass

MADI I USE THIS ONE

how am I gay

Your you

Eli you look zesty

idk why there’s a line 💀

I USE THESE HOLD ON

I remember the photo you sent us

gay

I dont remember dat 🤔🤔

fr

You blocked your face

It was very zesty

how was it zesty tho

Idk

Whom?

Idk how to explain it

I USE THESE

Those are okay but I hate the packaging 🤮

AND THEN ANOTHER CONDITONER THAT MOSTRIZERS MY SCALp

I personally use good high quality lube smh smh

STFU INGENIOUS ITS NOT ABT THE AESTHETIC

ITS HOW IT WORKS

whos 9

Wouldn’t that make you gay for seeing me like that huh?

wat if it's eco friendly?

What

jokingg

whos eli

sum wan

MY MOM USES THOSEE

ITS A COMFORTING SCENT

Idk

Hello

...

Hush

hi guys

hush puppy

ello

kinky

...

lol

How do you do?

No.

Eh Wsg Cosmo

my bro crashed while skiing

so...

not good

womp womp

Skill issue

Kidding

^^^

i have to leave school early

L

Why

How? I once cut my face on icy snow when skiing.

I have never gone skiing

lucky

because my brother got in a crash

haha

Ask for new shoes instead

I’m driving that van

I kind of feel bad for laughing

nah candy is better

Womp womp I guess

naur way

candy kills

so ill take candy

No candy is so good

and candy is pills

its so good it kills

reese's is za best chocolate

Cosmo you’re not even done with puberty why are you so obsessed with it

cant tell me otherwise

what?

tf u talking about

crunch bars

?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Bro I thought you were smart

they're alr

hi nate

wsg cosmo

go eat almond joys

helo

hi

they're my 2nd favorite

ur a monster

MILKY WAYS

Nasty

I love eating the nut after getting through the white stuff in the black

pause

eww

Snickers are better

I hate chocolate

It’s nasty

X

Drugs indeed

actually, i curse u to eating those warhead sour spray things

that's a blessing in my eyes

I love sour shit

l love those things

Those are so good

fr

they don't even taste sour

have yall tried faze rug's sour candy?

they're actually fucking sour

no

toxic waste is also pretty good

YEA

tho they only last for a minute or so

they created a dent in my tounge

they made my tongue bleed

warheads taste liek shit after you get through the sour part

yeah

Have yall heard of the one up challenge

they made me drool a river

ye

no

that's faze rug's candy

how sour are they

Books are the best weapons

really fuckin' sour

they bore people to sleep so u can stuff their lungs with dead trees

So my brother doesn’t live in America so I brought like two one chip challenges and two one up challenges and I just told him it was regular chips and candy and he started running around the house and crying 😭😭😭

ur evil

lol

how young is he

39

Sorry

30

damn

gyatt dam

i feel sorry for him

Where I live one chip challenge is illegal to sell because it’s on a too high spice level to be safe for humans to consume

What 💀

smash they pp between za pages

i have no spice tolerance. so, i would probably die

I have a W spice tolerance

im trying to get a spice tolerance

Gl

WHOS NINE??

idk

hi flappy

Wsg

hi

hi leo!

I’m bored 😑

yeeee

bro, who tf downvoted my memes

The most recent one is nasty

its beautiful, wdym

It’s disgusting

It Looks like your face 😑

u haven't seen my face

cosmo we all think it’s disgusting plz delete 😃

^

the mirrors keep cracking whenever i look into them. i don't know how i look like either

grrrr

So you admit it lol

fine

no. i smash the mirrors with a hammer

Do it

What

?

deleted

they peer pressured me to delete a very beautiful pic of a sheep head

Cosmo

Ingenious

yeah?

am I seeing conflict again?

no

Be nice to eachother

we are

for now

Cosmo.

Be nice

jk jk

were being good

Good

You are like a parent

Let’s not

..

Yeah lets not

I hate being called Mommy

its weird asf

No shit

What the fuck guys 💀

fuk

WSP

WSG MY G

Wade will be very sad 😞

HEY

BITCH

NO

UH OH

IM ENDING THIS RIGHT NOW

why does the title of this say she was 9 yrs old is someone being a pedophile

^

Wade likes calling me mommy smh

to get jakes attention

THERE ARE BETTER WAYS

Didn’t wade have a crush on you

WADE I am your father

Yes

What the fuck 💀

OR

ITS

INTERESTING ACTUALLY

IT WAS 50/50

noice

lol

hi opal

oh yeah I need a random nuke named

Thoughtless Wsg

im gonna go eat like a normal human

How does that even work

ill be back <3

Have fun <3

hi opal

half a joke and half not IDFK

HEY

hi jake

YOU DO NOT CALL MY GIRLFRIEND MOMMY, UNDERSTOOD?

Wsg cosmologistinterntobe

no

i do what i want

we can call her whatever we want

that’s disgusting

shes OUR gf now

Then it falls under user harassment and is bannable

ok daddy

bruh

that is disgusting guys

should we call her mother than?

no

I AGREE FOLLOW YOUR OWN RULES cosmo

She has asked you not to, listen to what she said

ok

just call her madi or donut it’s not that hard dumbass

^^

ok daddy jake

Knock it off

wtf

ok daddy jake

yes daddy

ok daddy waddy

what did he just say

idiots

I didn’t say they couldn’t call me that

not to call MADI names

Better than if it were madi

yes

sry

It’s just mildly annoying more than anything

ok dad

to much messed up things are being said so I'm bidding this nuke away lets start at $250,000

gotcha, poppa

ILL BUY IT

300,000

Is it thermonuclear?

nty

yes

im going for 300 grand

1 mil

2 mil

2 mil

3 mil

5 mil\

i already stole it

irans state secrets and 6 mil

goddammit

10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

i said

i already stole if

I’ll give you Ukraine battle plans

it

deal

the truth behind 9 eleven and 1 mill

yay

I bid my left testicle

i stole it first

you have one?

no wait the truth behind 9 11 and 5 mil

🇺🇸 🦅

CIA login details and 30 terabytes of george bush porn

w rizz

sold to this man

(he's a furry)

nobody wants to see a naked george bush

liar

I know what happened to your dad!

at least i have one]

my dad dipped fr

ohio's dad

we don’t know where he went lol

huh who is it

ok so the terrorists were hired by the government and put fancy esplosives so that the towers would turn into ash and dust when they hit

thanks

osama bin laden was forced to say he did it

have you guys ever been to the dmz of north korea

what's your address so I can send the nuke to your front door

nah

north korea is fun

i bet its fun

my brother went

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW, Washington, DC 20500

buying a plane ticket rn

wait, the plutonium isn't in there!

cum was tho'

its full of furry porn!

oh cum

the inscription says so

cumming rn\

tf

the male gender is disgusting

...

in a kinky way

sent the nuke it should be there in 5 hrs tops just expect there to be a big ass bang

Fr

how sexist of you

i tolerate one man

ur man

no

Me

my pfp

one man, 4 couches

it’s his birthday in six days 🎊🎉

noice'

good for him

i’m joking

lol

is ur pfp a duck

u hate all men then?

I hate all men <3

i hate everyone

except jake

cause he acts like a girl

basically to gay to function

IM JKJKJKJKJ

i i hate all genders i now identify as a stovetop now

HVDUHIBHDBIU

Damn

kinky

say hello to my little friend

screenshotted!

NO WAIT

I WAS KIDDING

i’m joking i love you all

HES VERY MANLY BRO I WAS QUOTING MEAN GIRLS

too late

SLUT

madi your bf is very zesty i’m sorry 🙁

NO HES NOT SMH

hiiiii

no, your name is madi

hi dani

Hi danii

hi

kinky

what the fuck

hiiii madiii

I was calling you that dumbass

hii

cosmo

u sure about that?

you realize what ur saying

yeah

isnt funny right

...

madi

.........

i just have a shitty sense of humor

so drop it

ok

Yeah im pretty sure I am because it was directed towards you

yep

madi

i finna buss

ok

Ya think?

cosmo this is why people choose to not like you ngl

fruity

Alright hands up everyone this is a robbery first to send $20,000,000 of cocaine to the White house doesn't die.

BRO SHUT UP

IM NOT GAY YOURE LESBIAN

NO ONE LIKES UR GOLD TOOTH

madiii

kill me daddy

WHAT DANI

QUE