Fight of the Century

IT’S THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! THE REAL FIGHT THIS TIME! With me hosting again. NO REFUNDS!

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IN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE THE CHILD PREDATOR, JAKE

IN THE RIGHT, WE HAVE THE ALIEN ETHAN

ROUND ONE, FIGHT!

*shoots kid in head* No kids, this is an R-Rated fight.

Folks, we are witnessing WJE history! Also we need a janitor to pick up the dead children.

Bro ate the glass like he eats children!

GYATTDAYUM

Oh shit.

OOOH SHIT!

Respect.

Oooh it’s getting crazy!

Hey that’s my katana, I’ve been looking for that!

If you win you can keep it.

If you lose I’ll blow up the Earth.

OH SHIT HIS LEFT NUT

*pushes dead children into a corner of the ring with broom*

Shit. Now there’s dead children all over. Nobody fuck them! We’ll clean it up later.

Bro going full Goku..

*puts on sunglasses*

HE UNO REVERSED IT

OH DAMN

*snaps Jake back into existence cuz funni*

Well. Hope this place has insurance.

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On the bright side, the Super Saiyan blast evaporated the dead children bodies.

Donut, we have popcorn over there.

Oh that ain’t good.

I shoulda outlawed time travel.

He nutted himself.

*subtly snorts Cocaine*

*gives Jake Cocaine*

He can run from the cops.

OH DEAR GAWD NO

*follows into void cuz idk how people are watching this*

*teleports arena into void*

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I swear this place better have insurance..

OH SH-

Hope the Void has insurance

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im confused---

Wade

Hope the Void has insurance

lol real

*Lord Dagger appears*

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*prays for my tv to work*

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*teleports everyone out of void to safety

Wade

*teleports everyone out of void to safety

oooo thank you wade!

OH SHIT

DELETE

oooo thank you wade!

Ur welcome, no refunds

HES A GHOST

Wade

Ur welcome, no refunds

REFUNDS???

DELETE

REFUNDS???

You payed with your soul

Wade

You payed with your soul

OH-

I dunno

Wade

I dunno

OH NO IM DED NOW

*snaps fingers* I just snapped my fingers, it does nothing

WADEEEEE HELP OR IMA DIEEEE

DELETE

WADEEEEE HELP OR IMA DIEEEE

You’re fine

Wade

You’re fine

oh ok yea your right ha i didnt know why i was asking for help :D

I just nutted

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I WANT HUGS

ILL GIVE U A HUG!

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Wade

I just nutted

uhhhhh ok

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

I HATE KIDS TF

SAME

I’m available and I hate kids

YES DADDY?

Wade

I’m available and I hate kids

ill take you and i hate kids to

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The Unknown King of Moderation

I WILL BREAK YOUR TOES

IM THE REF

HE CHANGED NIS NAME

MY TOES!

*bitch slaps Ethan into the sun*

Wade

MY TOES!

WADE! YOU SAID UR AVAILABLE I WANT UUU

I am the Cameraman

I SHALL NEVER DIE

I AM THE HOST, CAMERAMAN, AND REFEREE, I AM A GOD

Wade

I AM THE HOST, CAMERAMAN, AND REFEREE, I AM A GOD

WADEEEEEE

THATS GAY

COME AT ME BROH

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *punches into the moon*

Wade

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *punches into the moon*

VECTOR

The Unknown King of Moderation

*STEALS THE MOON*

GRU 2.0???

*shoots giant laser out of camera head* VIVA

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*unsnaps it*

*groin kick so hard he loses his balls*

(Class transition brb)

Wade

(Class transition brb)

OK

OHHHHH SHITSSSS ABOUT TO BE SEROIUSSS

OOO SHIT MAN THIS IS CRAZYYYYYYYYY

WADE GOOD LUCK MAN

KJHFBDYJNDKLMOWKJIEUYFBHJ

OH SHITTTTT DONUT HAVE SOME POPCORN

THIS SHIT IS BUSSIN

NOOO WADEEEEEEEE *begins to cry as i DRamAticaLly scream*

(Back)

*just pops back into existence*

I told you.

I CAN NEVER DIE

Wade

I CAN NEVER DIE

OH YEAAA

*just rips with an in half*

*reassembles atoms*

*dusts off shoulder and yawns*

LITEARALLY UNKILLABLE

Daddy?

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SHIT I SAID JACK NOT JAKE

JAKE X DONUT 4 LIFE

EXACTLY LIKE IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN PULL DONUT WITH YOUR CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY LOOKIN ASS YOUR WRONG BC JAKE IS GONNA MAGICALLY POP UP AND BEAT YO ASS

DONT TRY JAKE I KNOW THAT 4 A FACT

The Unknown King of Moderation

OK IMMA GO TO LUNCH, I'LL PROBABLY BE ON DURING IT

GOOD LUCK!

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0-0 and then you have my single ass-

is what i MEANT to type lol

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

just find a good hoe

i do have someone i could do that to <u<

but nawwwwwww be ugly asf

π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

WALK EM LIKE A DOG BITCH WALK EM LIKE A DAWG

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(Back)

*pops back into existence on a moon far far away* I can’t die..cuz dying is GAY

To be continued..

Wade

*pops back into existence on a moon far far away* I can’t die..cuz dying is GAY

LE GASP

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π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

i cant die because im to pretty

lol-

Wade

(Back)

YIPPEE!!

They can’t beat me..they can only postpone the inevitable

I. ALWAYS. WIN.

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Because I’m Batman

Wade

Because I’m Batman

lol-

COME AT ME BRO, NO JAKE THIS TIME

OH SHIT HE HAS THE BIBLE

*teleports in front of him and grabs bible*

*inhales the Bible’s

Daddy?

LE GASP ITS GOD :O

I didn’t destroy it, I inhaled it

All it’s knowledge, all your words of wisdom

I HAVE ASCENDED

ooo battle of the centry

The cameraman will never die *just snaps God out of existence*

β€œNo resurrections this time…”

*choke slams Ethan into the Moon

*yeets him through Mars*

IVE ALWAYS WANTED A CLONE

β€œHmm not such a good bargain..” how about my clone, my win

CLONE WADE WE MUST FUSE

*twerks and fuses*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

TOO LATE BOI

WE ARE ONE

WAIT WHA-

NOOOOOO-*pop*

*eyes open*

*just becomes the universe for some reason* I’m baaaackk

I’m a cosmic boi

Yea just gimme money so I can buy the COD battlepass

Jk, it’s a tie!

*releases power back into the universe*

Alr gg, who wants Italian?

Lessgooo