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Fight of the Century

    • IT’S THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! THE REAL FIGHT THIS TIME! With me hosting again. NO REFUNDS!

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    • IN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE THE CHILD PREDATOR, JAKE

    IN THE RIGHT, WE HAVE THE ALIEN ETHAN

    ROUND ONE, FIGHT!

    *shoots kid in head* No kids, this is an R-Rated fight.

    Folks, we are witnessing WJE history! Also we need a janitor to pick up the dead children.

    Bro ate the glass like he eats children!

    GYATTDAYUM

    Oh shit.

    OOOH SHIT!

    Respect.

    Oooh it’s getting crazy!

    Hey that’s my katana, I’ve been looking for that!

    If you win you can keep it.

    If you lose I’ll blow up the Earth.

    OH SHIT HIS LEFT NUT

    *pushes dead children into a corner of the ring with broom*

    Shit. Now there’s dead children all over. Nobody fuck them! We’ll clean it up later.

    Bro going full Goku..

    *puts on sunglasses*

    HE UNO REVERSED IT

    OH DAMN

    *snaps Jake back into existence cuz funni*

    Well. Hope this place has insurance.

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    On the bright side, the Super Saiyan blast evaporated the dead children bodies.

    Donut, we have popcorn over there.

    Oh that ain’t good.

    I shoulda outlawed time travel.

    He nutted himself.

    *subtly snorts Cocaine*

    *gives Jake Cocaine*

    He can run from the cops.

    OH DEAR GAWD NO

    *follows into void cuz idk how people are watching this*

    *teleports arena into void*

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    I swear this place better have insurance..

    OH SH-

    Hope the Void has insurance

    uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im confused---

    Wade

    Hope the Void has insurance

    lol real

    *Lord Dagger appears*

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    *prays for my tv to work*

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    *teleports everyone out of void to safety

    Wade

    *teleports everyone out of void to safety

    oooo thank you wade!

    OH SHIT

    DELETE

    oooo thank you wade!

    Ur welcome, no refunds

    HES A GHOST

    Wade

    Ur welcome, no refunds

    REFUNDS???

    DELETE

    REFUNDS???

    You payed with your soul

    Wade

    You payed with your soul

    OH-

    I dunno

    Wade

    I dunno

    OH NO IM DED NOW

    *snaps fingers* I just snapped my fingers, it does nothing

    WADEEEEE HELP OR IMA DIEEEE

    DELETE

    WADEEEEE HELP OR IMA DIEEEE

    You’re fine

    Wade

    You’re fine

    oh ok yea your right ha i didnt know why i was asking for help :D

    I just nutted

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I WANT HUGS

    ILL GIVE U A HUG!

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    Wade

    I just nutted

    uhhhhh ok

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    I HATE KIDS TF

    SAME

    I’m available and I hate kids

    YES DADDY?

    Wade

    I’m available and I hate kids

    ill take you and i hate kids to

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I WILL BREAK YOUR TOES

    IM THE REF

    HE CHANGED NIS NAME

    MY TOES!

    *bitch slaps Ethan into the sun*

    Wade

    MY TOES!

    WADE! YOU SAID UR AVAILABLE I WANT UUU

    I am the Cameraman

    I SHALL NEVER DIE

    I AM THE HOST, CAMERAMAN, AND REFEREE, I AM A GOD

    Wade

    I AM THE HOST, CAMERAMAN, AND REFEREE, I AM A GOD

    WADEEEEEE

    THATS GAY

    NEVER

    COME AT ME BROH

    Wade

    NEVER

    NEVER???

    WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *punches into the moon*

    *shoots giant laser out of camera head* VIVA

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    *unsnaps it*

    *groin kick so hard he loses his balls*

    (Class transition brb)

    Wade

    (Class transition brb)

    OK

    OHHHHH SHITSSSS ABOUT TO BE SEROIUSSS

    OOO SHIT MAN THIS IS CRAZYYYYYYYYY

    WADE GOOD LUCK MAN

    KJHFBDYJNDKLMOWKJIEUYFBHJ

    OH SHITTTTT DONUT HAVE SOME POPCORN

    THIS SHIT IS BUSSIN

    NOOO WADEEEEEEEE *begins to cry as i DRamAticaLly scream*

    (Back)

    *just pops back into existence*

    I told you.

    I CAN NEVER DIE

    *just rips with an in half*

    *reassembles atoms*

    *dusts off shoulder and yawns*

    LITEARALLY UNKILLABLE

    Daddy?

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    NEVER

    (Brb)

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    SHIT I SAID JACK NOT JAKE

    JAKE X DONUT 4 LIFE

    EXACTLY LIKE IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN PULL DONUT WITH YOUR CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY LOOKIN ASS YOUR WRONG BC JAKE IS GONNA MAGICALLY POP UP AND BEAT YO ASS

    DONT TRY JAKE I KNOW THAT 4 A FACT

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    OK IMMA GO TO LUNCH, I'LL PROBABLY BE ON DURING IT

    GOOD LUCK!

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    0-0 and then you have my single ass-

    is what i MEANT to type lol

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    just find a good hoe

    i do have someone i could do that to <u<

    but nawwwwwww be ugly asf

    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    WALK EM LIKE A DOG BITCH WALK EM LIKE A DAWG

    0-0

    (Back)

    *pops back into existence on a moon far far away* I can’t die..cuz dying is GAY

    To be continued..

    Wade

    *pops back into existence on a moon far far away* I can’t die..cuz dying is GAY

    LE GASP

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    π•―π–”π–“π–šπ–™π•―π–—π–†π–œπ–Ÿπ–Ÿ

    i cant die because im to pretty

    lol-

    Wade

    (Back)

    YIPPEE!!

    They can’t beat me..they can only postpone the inevitable

    I. ALWAYS. WIN.

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    Because I’m Batman

    Wade

    Because I’m Batman

    lol-

    COME AT ME BRO, NO JAKE THIS TIME

    OH SHIT HE HAS THE BIBLE

    *teleports in front of him and grabs bible*

    *inhales the Bible’s

    Daddy?

    LE GASP ITS GOD :O

    I didn’t destroy it, I inhaled it

    All it’s knowledge, all your words of wisdom

    I HAVE ASCENDED

    ooo battle of the centry

    The cameraman will never die *just snaps God out of existence*

    β€œNo resurrections this time…”

    *choke slams Ethan into the Moon

    *yeets him through Mars*

    IVE ALWAYS WANTED A CLONE

    β€œHmm not such a good bargain..” how about my clone, my win

    CLONE WADE WE MUST FUSE

    *twerks and fuses*

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    TOO LATE BOI

    WE ARE ONE

    Yea..

    WAIT WHA-

    NOOOOOO-*pop*

    *eyes open*

    *just becomes the universe for some reason* I’m baaaackk

    I’m a cosmic boi

    Yea just gimme money so I can buy the COD battlepass

    Jk, it’s a tie!

    *releases power back into the universe*

    Alr gg, who wants Italian?

    Lessgooo

    Disappointed Donkey