Fight of the Century

finnaly a challenge

WOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GET THIS STARTED BITCHES

IN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE THE CHILD PREDATOR, JAKE

IN THE RIGHT, WE HAVE THE ALIEN ETHAN

ROUND ONE, FIGHT!

*RIZZES UP A KID ON ACCIDENT*

* hops the border accidentally*

*shoots kid in head* No kids, this is an R-Rated fight.

HOW TF YOU HOP A BORDER ACCIDENTALLY BEANER

FUCK YEAH

CLONE WADE WE MUST FUSE

*twerks and fuses*

NO

* unsummons clonE*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

EASY

TOO LATE BOI

wait a min.

WE ARE ONE

if ur both one

Yea..

chec doc ethan

I CAN UNSOMMON U

* UNSOMONES DOC

lmao

WAIT WHA-

*UN SOMONS WADE*

WADE IS GONE

fr

NOOOOOO-*pop*

*eyes open*

RESPOND PLEZE ETHAN

WOOF

*just becomes the universe for some reason* I’m baaaackk

crap

I’m a cosmic boi

can we js yk

not fight no mo

Please

tie?

Yea just gimme money so I can buy the COD battlepass

Jk, it’s a tie!

thanks

*releases power back into the universe*

*sighs*

Alr gg, who wants Italian?

me!

Lessgooo

yyyyyuuusss