ITβS THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! THE REAL FIGHT THIS TIME! With me hosting again. NO REFUNDS!
ITβS THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! THE REAL FIGHT THIS TIME! With me hosting again. NO REFUNDS!
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
finnaly a challenge
The Unknown King of Moderation
WOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GET THIS STARTED BITCHES
Wade
IN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE THE CHILD PREDATOR, JAKE
Wade
IN THE RIGHT, WE HAVE THE ALIEN ETHAN
Wade
ROUND ONE, FIGHT!
The Unknown King of Moderation
*RIZZES UP A KID ON ACCIDENT*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* hops the border accidentally*
Wade
*shoots kid in head* No kids, this is an R-Rated fight.
The Unknown King of Moderation
HOW TF YOU HOP A BORDER ACCIDENTALLY BEANER
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCK YEAH
The Unknown King of Moderation
*THROWS DEAD KIDS AT ETHAN*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
how tf u talkin , u supose to be in my soup u cracker
The Unknown King of Moderation
BITCH IM MEXICAN TOO WHERE TF YOU THINK PREDATOR IS FROM
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*throws a knife right at the lights that fall on jake*
The Unknown King of Moderation
WE'RE BOTH ALIENS DINGUS
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
a child predators
Wade
Folks, we are witnessing WJE history! Also we need a janitor to pick up the dead children.
The Unknown King of Moderation
*EATS THE GLASS AND SPITS IT OUT AT YOU LIKE A MACHINE GUN*
Wade
Bro ate the glass like he eats children!
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* uses a table to deflect
The Unknown King of Moderation
*EATS THE TABLE*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
shi
Wade
GYATTDAYUM
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*eats jake*
Wade
Oh shit.
The Unknown King of Moderation
*EATS ETHAN FROM THE INSIDE*
Wade
OOOH SHIT!
The Unknown King of Moderation
EXCEPT HIS DICK CAUSE IM NOT GAY
Wade
Respect.
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*angles my dick in a angle so he has too* or he can't eat "
Wade
Oooh itβs getting crazy!
The Unknown King of Moderation
*CHOPS OFF YOUR DICK WITH A KATANA I PULLED OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON*
Wade
Hey thatβs my katana, Iβve been looking for that!
The Unknown King of Moderation
MINE NOW
Wade
If you win you can keep it.
The Unknown King of Moderation
*STABS ETHAN IN HIS LEFT NUT*
Wade
If you lose Iβll blow up the Earth.
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* boom *
The Unknown King of Moderation
*TURNS OUT IT'S STILL ATTACHED BY A SINGLE NERVE
The Unknown King of Moderation
SO HE FEELS IT
Wade
OH SHIT HIS LEFT NUT
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* fak it AHDIu\
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* punches jake and moves my hand back before he can even eat me
The Unknown King of Moderation
*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*
The Unknown King of Moderation
OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* shadow clone jutsu*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*STABS*
Wade
*pushes dead children into a corner of the ring with broom*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* u kill the clone not me*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
summons more
The Unknown King of Moderation
*TELEKINETICALLY MOVES A DEAD CHILD AND HURLS IT AT ETHAN'S CLONES
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* rasengan *
The Unknown King of Moderation
*GOES SUPER SAIYAN*
The Unknown King of Moderation
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Unknown King of Moderation
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Unknown King of Moderation
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Unknown King of Moderation
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The Unknown King of Moderation
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Wade
Shit. Now thereβs dead children all over. Nobody fuck them! Weβll clean it up later.
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* goes super sain like dig bar *
Wade
Bro going full Goku..
The Unknown King of Moderation
*FIRES MASSIVE KAMEHAMEHA BEAN*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*BEAM
Wade
*puts on sunglasses*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*GOES SUPER SAIYAN 2*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* pulls out uno reverse *
The Unknown King of Moderation
PEOPLE OF EARTH, LEND ME YOUR ENERGY
The Unknown King of Moderation
*STARTS MAKING A SPIRIT BOMB*
Wade
HE UNO REVERSED IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
TOO BAD
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO U
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* gets infinity gaunlet and reverses time to the start , then i snap him out of the universe*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*YEETS SPIRIT BOMB*
Wade
OH DAMN
The Unknown King of Moderation
*DODGES THE SNAP*
Wade
*snaps Jake back into existence cuz funni*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*GOES SUPER SAIYAN 3*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*guides the spirt bomb by spinning catches it but is still has the same force and throws it back*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*CATCHES THE SPIRIT BOMB AND ABSORBS THE ENERGY*
Wade
Well. Hope this place has insurance.
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
THAT'S IT, YOU'VE FORCED ME TO GO BEYOND....
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
we gonna need all the insurance we can get after all this
The Unknown King of Moderation
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Unknown King of Moderation
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
sends video so u have to watch it * https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=kLkqiCo_1o8
The Unknown King of Moderation
AHEHEWIUGAHOEN FIODHFNOIEVHJOIEARJFOANEVNAGORHGOIABUHERNH\ewrviofhiuofhaiouhviuhn
The Unknown King of Moderation
*GOES SUPER SAIYAN 4*
The Unknown King of Moderation
THIS IS IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
THE FULL POWER SUPER SAIYAN 4
π―πππππ―πππππ
GYAT
Wade
On the bright side, the Super Saiyan blast evaporated the dead children bodies.
The Unknown King of Moderation
I AM A MONKEY NOW BITCH
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
fr
π―πππππ―πππππ
O O A A
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
naaah
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
hhmmmm.....
The Unknown King of Moderation
OO OO AA AA
Wade
Donut, we have popcorn over there.
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT'S WRONG, TOO SCARED TO FIGHT ETHAN?
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
goes into the past js so i can move 1 rock and change the time line*
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU FOOL
The Unknown King of Moderation
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUVE DONE
Wade
Oh that ainβt good.
Wade
I shoulda outlawed time travel.
The Unknown King of Moderation
heh heh heh...
The Unknown King of Moderation
ethan...
The Unknown King of Moderation
did you really think
The Unknown King of Moderation
that would stop me?
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
no
The Unknown King of Moderation
HRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
ethan ur screwed
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
ik the cops would thoo *
The Unknown King of Moderation
*GOES SUPER SAIYAN GOD BLUE EVOLVED*
Wade
He nutted himself.
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
daaaaammmmmn
The Unknown King of Moderation
*BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ETHAN*
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
naah the other way around
Wade
*subtly snorts Cocaine*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*reverses time by 10 mins
The Unknown King of Moderation
GIMME SOME WADEE
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
his ass could prees u easliy
Wade
*gives Jake Cocaine*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*SNORTS*
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEHEHEHEHE
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
wb me
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* cops get a warrnt to arrest jake*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*UN-TRANSFORMS*
The Unknown King of Moderation
GUESS WHAT BITCH
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM FEELING FAST RN
The Unknown King of Moderation
SO
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCKING
The Unknown King of Moderation
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
Wade
He can run from the cops.
The Unknown King of Moderation
*GOES ULTRA INSTINCT*
The Unknown King of Moderation
COME FIGHT ME NOW
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* goes into the void * try me brotha
Wade
OH DEAR GAWD NO
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* attacks as a void *
The Unknown King of Moderation
*TELEPORTS INTO THE VOID AND FILLS IT WITH MY ENERGY
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
ooooooHHHH SHIT WE IN FOR IT NOW
Wade
*follows into void cuz idk how people are watching this*
The Unknown King of Moderation
I WILL TEAR YOU APART FROM THE INSIDE
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* void can;t fill buddy
Wade
*teleports arena into void*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
never can
The Unknown King of Moderation
IT CAN WHEN IM HERE
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
tru
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
never can , not even you buddy
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*compresses the void*
Wade
I swear this place better have insurance..
The Unknown King of Moderation
*BLOWS UP THE FUCKING VOID*
DELETE
uhhh
DELETE
what i mis..
Wade
OH SH-
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* void can't be destroyed*
The Unknown King of Moderation
YES IT CAN
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
only the lord can !!!!
The Unknown King of Moderation
YOU CANT MAKE UP THESE THINGS
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
AHAHAHAAHA
The Unknown King of Moderation
*PRAYS*
The Unknown King of Moderation
UH UH ETHAN
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* PRAYS BACK *
Wade
Hope the Void has insurance
The Unknown King of Moderation
*PRAYS HARDER*
DELETE
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im confused---
DELETE
lol real
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* PRAYS THE HARDEST *
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
dont js dont
Wade
*Lord Dagger appears*
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
lmao
The Unknown King of Moderation
*PRAYS FOR FORGIVENESS*
The Unknown King of Moderation
fine.
The Unknown King of Moderation
you leave me no choice
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* PRAYS FOR EVERYTHING IVE DONE *
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
aaaaah shit ethan
π―πππππ―πππππ
HAUIHSHADUID
The Unknown King of Moderation
*self destructs, releasing all of my energy and destroying ethan in the process*
Wade
*prays for my tv to work*
π―πππππ―πππππ
AYO?
The Unknown King of Moderation
GOODBYE
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
wtf
DELETE
WTF???
π―πππππ―πππππ
AYO I SAW THT
π―πππππ―πππππ
I SAW THT
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
FR
The Unknown King of Moderation
I SAW WHAT YOU SAID TOO
Wade
*teleports everyone out of void to safety
The Unknown King of Moderation
LMAOOOOOOOOO
π―πππππ―πππππ
UH NO U DIDNT TF
π―πππππ―πππππ
I SAW ZAMN
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEHEHEHEHEHE
π―πππππ―πππππ
LIKE TF
π―πππππ―πππππ
TF
The Unknown King of Moderation
MY LAST WISH
π―πππππ―πππππ
U ON COCAINE FR
π―πππππ―πππππ
IS ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
TAKE CARE OF MY LIL DONUT
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* USES THE ENGERGY AND HARNESSES ITS POWER *
π―πππππ―πππππ
THTS YO WISH
The Unknown King of Moderation
*DIES*
π―πππππ―πππππ
YAY
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO
π―πππππ―πππππ
BITCH
DELETE
oooo thank you wade!
Wade
OH SHIT
π―πππππ―πππππ
*slaps*
π―πππππ―πππππ
WAKE UP
The Unknown King of Moderation
*COMES BACK AS A GHOST*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*PUTS LIFE BACK INTA JAKE*
π―πππππ―πππππ
PINCHE PENDEJO
Wade
Ur welcome, no refunds
The Unknown King of Moderation
IT'S OKAY
Wade
HES A GHOST
DELETE
REFUNDS???
π―πππππ―πππππ
OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH
The Unknown King of Moderation
I CAN'T BE FUCKING KILLED NOW
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
u gonna take that jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM THE OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH YALL
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* THEN USES THE POWER TO DESTROY HIS BODIE *
Wade
You payed with your soul
The Unknown King of Moderation
EATS ETHAN'S SOUL
DELETE
COUGH COUGH*
DELETE
OH-
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
when will this actaully end
DELETE
I DIDNT KNOW0
Wade
I dunno
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
** prays to have a soul that never can get destroyed
DELETE
OH NO IM DED NOW
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
oooooh
The Unknown King of Moderation
*BEATS TF OUTTA YOU BC GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY*
Wade
*snaps fingers* I just snapped my fingers, it does nothing
DELETE
WADEEEEE HELP OR IMA DIEEEE
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
ethan how can u let him press u like this
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God. Psalm 42:11
Wade
Youβre fine
The Unknown King of Moderation
*CUTS THE SKIN UNDERNEATH ETHAN'S FINGERNAILS*
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
ur losing comone
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1
π―πππππ―πππππ
I WANT HUGS
π―πππππ―πππππ
I LOVE HUGS
DELETE
oh ok yea your right ha i didnt know why i was asking for help :D
The Unknown King of Moderation
*HUGS YOU WITH MY SEXY ARMS*
The Unknown King of Moderation
I LOVE YOU <3
π―πππππ―πππππ
HEHEHEHEHEH
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEHEHEHEHEHE
Wade
I just nutted
DELETE
ILL GIVE U A HUG!
π―πππππ―πππππ
<3
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO
DELETE
uhhhhh ok
The Unknown King of Moderation
RUH ROH
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
MY SOUL RESIDES IN HEVEN
π―πππππ―πππππ
NCHAFOIHVIUSV
π―πππππ―πππππ
NO
π―πππππ―πππππ
I HATE KIDS TF
The Unknown King of Moderation
FR
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
NOW U SHALL BECOME A CRUSIFIED BOX!!!
DELETE
SAME
π―πππππ―πππππ
LITTLE GERMY WEIRDOS
Wade
Iβm available and I hate kids
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
wtf
The Unknown King of Moderation
WADE
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
jake is screwed at this point
Wade
YES DADDY?
DELETE
ill take you and i hate kids to
The Unknown King of Moderation
I WILL BREAK YOUR TOES
π―πππππ―πππππ
FUCKING SNOTTY ASS KID RAN INTO MY LEG AT THE STORE COUGHING AWAY
The Unknown King of Moderation
EW GROSS
Wade
IM THE REF
The Unknown King of Moderation
IDC
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
oh shi i js realized JAKE CHANGED HIS NAME!!!!!!!
The Unknown King of Moderation
ILL BREAK YOUR DOGS
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*breaks wades toes alr*
Wade
HE CHANGED NIS NAME
The Unknown King of Moderation
UNBREAKS THEM AND BREAKS THEM AGAIN
Wade
MY TOES!
Wade
*bitch slaps Ethan into the sun*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
JAKE WAIT LETS DESTROY THE CAMERA MAN WHO NEVER GETS HURT!!!!!
DELETE
WADE! YOU SAID UR AVAILABLE I WANT UUU
The Unknown King of Moderation
WE CAN'T
The Unknown King of Moderation
THATS IMPOSSIBLE
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* harnesses suns power*
The Unknown King of Moderation
UNLESS...
The Unknown King of Moderation
ETHAN
Wade
I am the Cameraman
The Unknown King of Moderation
*POWERS UP FULLY*
Wade
I SHALL NEVER DIE
The Unknown King of Moderation
OH SHIT
The Unknown King of Moderation
ETHAN CMERE WE GOTTA FUSE
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
ALR
The Unknown King of Moderation
*DOES THE FUSION DANCE*
Wade
I AM THE HOST, CAMERAMAN, AND REFEREE, I AM A GOD
The Unknown King of Moderation
BEHOLD, WE ARE NOW JATHAN
The Unknown King of Moderation
DESTROYER OF CAMERAMEN
DELETE
WADEEEEEE
Wade
THATS GAY
The Unknown King of Moderation
FEAR OUR POWER
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
ENDS THE UNIIVERSE IN THE PROCESS.
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
DESTROYER OF ALL
Wade
NEVER
Wade
COME AT ME BROH
The Unknown King of Moderation
*ATTACKS WADE*
DELETE
NEVER???
π―πππππ―πππππ
dam
π―πππππ―πππππ
SKILL ISSUE
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* attacks wade aswell*
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
lmao
Wade
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *punches into the moon*
DELETE
VECTOR
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
wade is getting jumped
The Unknown King of Moderation
*STEALS THE MOON*
DELETE
GRU 2.0???
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* splits right where he punched * then rejoins skin so his hand is STUCK*
Wade
*shoots giant laser out of camera head* VIVA
The Unknown King of Moderation
*SNAPS YOUR NECK*
Wade
*unsnaps it*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*eats wades hand*
DELETE
o dayum
Wade
*groin kick so hard he loses his balls*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*REGROWS THEM*
DELETE
OOP
The Unknown King of Moderation
ETHAN
DELETE
NO WADE UR HAND
The Unknown King of Moderation
THIS IS IT
Wade
(Class transition brb)
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
LETS DO IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
IT'S TIME FOR OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK
DELETE
OK
The Unknown King of Moderation
TOGETHER
The Unknown King of Moderation
AS ONE
The Unknown King of Moderation
WE WILL DEFEAT HIM
The Unknown King of Moderation
*CHARGESUP*
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
charges ASWELL*
DELETE
OH SHIT
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
* CHARGES UP ALL THE ANIME ATTACKS ALSO *
DELETE
OHHHHH SHITSSSS ABOUT TO BE SEROIUSSS
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
breh
The Unknown King of Moderation
GET READY FOR OUR FINAL MEGA MEXICAN PREDATOR BEAM OF FUCKING DOOM
π―πππππ―πππππ
BARK BARK BITCH
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
YES SIRRRRRR
DELETE
OOO SHIT MAN THIS IS CRAZYYYYYYYYY
The Unknown King of Moderation
3
The Unknown King of Moderation
2
DELETE
WADE GOOD LUCK MAN
π―πππππ―πππππ
1
The Unknown King of Moderation
1
π―πππππ―πππππ
MEOW
The Unknown King of Moderation
HRRRRRRRRRAIOHPVNSFDHACOIHOIVBOIAUHNROVHSUHIVOBHFNIOHIUILAUHNOIHAIHOIRHOEHIH
DELETE
MEXICAN POWER
π―πππππ―πππππ
AHAHADHUIDHU
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhifniuolwkhgtynhjmtr3e2dfvrgbnhtsgrad3esxwdfbgnhmjuhytrgfedws
DELETE
KJHFBDYJNDKLMOWKJIEUYFBHJ
DELETE
OH SHITTTTT DONUT HAVE SOME POPCORN
The Unknown King of Moderation
*FIRES THE FINAL MEGA MEXICAN PREDATOR BEAM OF FUCKING DOOM*
DELETE
THIS SHIT IS BUSSIN
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
*FIRES THE FINAL MEGA MEXICAN PREDATOR BEAM OF FUCKING DOOM*
The Unknown King of Moderation
*ERASES WADE'S ATOMS FROM EXISTENCE*
DELETE
DAMNNNNNNN
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
WE DID IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
but at what cause
The Unknown King of Moderation
SORRY I SLICED UP YOUR LEFT NUT
The Unknown King of Moderation
IT'S OKAY MAN I HAVE THE DRAGON BALLS WE CAN WISH EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL EXCEPT WADE
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
it ight , mb for eatin u
DELETE
NOOO WADEEEEEEEE *begins to cry as i DRamAticaLly scream*
Wade
(Back)
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
,
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
damn WADE
DELETE
(they killed u)
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
fr
πΊπππ ππ ππππ
u dead wade
Wade
*just pops back into existence*
The Unknown King of Moderation
NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
STOP
The Unknown King of Moderation
WE WON
Wade
I told you.
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
eats wade*'
The Unknown King of Moderation
JUST LET IT BE OVER BRO
βπͺ ππ¦π±π₯ ππ±π²ππ¦π‘
shut it
Wade
I CAN NEVER DIE
DELETE
OH YEAAA
The Unknown King of Moderation
ETHAN, WE HAVE TO USE OUR POWERS
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* BEATS UP SO BADLY SINCE REGERERATION * BEATS UP TO THE POINT OF 1 ATOM LEFT
Wade
*just rips with an in half*
Wade
*reassembles atoms*
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oh no
Wade
*dusts off shoulder and yawns*
DELETE
LITEARALLY UNKILLABLE
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fine if we PLAYIN LIKE THT
The Unknown King of Moderation
*RIZZES UP WADE*
Wade
GASP
DELETE
. . .
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lmao
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* calls god down * ASWELL WITH JESUS ******
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AHEM WHERES MY RIZZ
Wade
Daddy?
The Unknown King of Moderation
*RIZZES UP DONUT*
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AHAHUHDIUADVH
DELETE
OH DAYUM
The Unknown King of Moderation
ILY <3
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wade its over 4 u\
Wade
NEVER
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ILYT
The Unknown King of Moderation
BTW ASHTON WONT STFU LMAO
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yeess u gone
DELETE
OOOO
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GOD THE UNKNOWN has shown UP
Wade
(Brb)
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fr
DELETE
OMG BRO LEFT
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hes dead u finally did it
The Unknown King of Moderation
GG EZ
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ooooo dayum. . .
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DAWG TRYED RIZZIN ME UP ONG
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DUDE WAS LIKW "unless u want me to stay"
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I WAS LIKE BITCH
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AINT NO WAY??
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I AM NOT THT DESPERATE
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DO NOT
The Unknown King of Moderation
FR
DELETE
LOLLLLL
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MTF WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE
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DUDE WOULD SPAM ME SAYING "i want u"
The Unknown King of Moderation
WTF
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LIKE EW OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH
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MA MANS IS JAKE
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MY BBG FR
The Unknown King of Moderation
BRO SAID "I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TALK TO HER AS LONG AS IM NOT BEING CREEPY"
The Unknown King of Moderation
LIKE WTFFFFFF
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FRFFR
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SHIT I SAID JACK NOT JAKE
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MB
DELETE
JAKE X DONUT 4 LIFE
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DAWG
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UR WHOLE EXISTENCE
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IS CREEPY
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LIKE FUCK U ON
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FRFR
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EXACTLY LIKE IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN PULL DONUT WITH YOUR CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY LOOKIN ASS YOUR WRONG BC JAKE IS GONNA MAGICALLY POP UP AND BEAT YO ASS
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DONT TRY JAKE I KNOW THAT 4 A FACT
The Unknown King of Moderation
OK IMMA GO TO LUNCH, I'LL PROBABLY BE ON DURING IT
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YAY
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GOOD LUCK!
The Unknown King of Moderation
LMAO
The Unknown King of Moderation
LOVE YOU <3
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LOVE U MORE <3
The Unknown King of Moderation
I LOVE YOU THE MOST <3333
The Unknown King of Moderation
SEE YOU SOON :D
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SAD
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0-0 and then you have my single ass-
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just find a good hoe
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is what i MEANT to type lol
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THT U CAN WALK LIKE A DOG
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WALK EM LIKE A DOG BITCH WALK EM LIKE A DAWG
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i do have someone i could do that to <u<
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but nawwwwwww be ugly asf
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0-0
DELETE
ok-
Wade
(Back)
Wade
*pops back into existence on a moon far far away* I canβt die..cuz dying is GAY
Wade
To be continued..
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LE GASP
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i cant die because im to pretty
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lol-
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YIPPEE!!
Wade
They canβt beat me..they can only postpone the inevitable
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ooo
Wade
I. ALWAYS. WIN.
Wade
Because Iβm Batman
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NEVER
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*pulls out the bible*
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lol-
Wade
COME AT ME BRO, NO JAKE THIS TIME
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FINE
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OH SHIT HE HAS THE BIBLE
Wade
*teleports in front of him and grabs bible*
Wade
*inhales the Bibleβs
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OH NO!!
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* god summons himeslf to the area *
Wade
Daddy?
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LE GASP ITS GOD :O
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u destroyed my bible he said*
Wade
I didnβt destroy it, I inhaled it
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big difference
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counts as destroyed
Wade
All itβs knowledge, all your words of wisdom
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*you are a saint'
Wade
I HAVE ASCENDED
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No you have not he said*
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ooo battle of the centry
Wade
The cameraman will never die *just snaps God out of existence*
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GOD IS THE CREATOR
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OH SHIT
Wade
βNo resurrections this timeβ¦β
Wade
*choke slams Ethan into the Moon
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* I CAN BEVER DISAPEAR he said
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AW fckkkkkkkk
Wade
*yeets him through Mars*
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ouch
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fine thts it
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* clones wade in every aspect even with a soul*
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BARK
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CLONE WADE DO EXACTLY I SAY
Wade
GASP
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EQUAL MATCH BUDDY
Wade
IVE ALWAYS WANTED A CLONE
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if u let me win
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I shall let u have him
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who
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and no more fight aftewards
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OORORORORRO
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i wanna fight someone ong
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someone tht pisses me off
Wade
βHmm not such a good bargain..β how about my clone, my win
Wade
CLONE WADE WE MUST FUSE
Wade
*twerks and fuses*
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NO
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* unsummons clonE*
Wade
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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EASY
Wade
TOO LATE BOI
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wait a min.
Wade
WE ARE ONE
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if ur both one
Wade
Yea..
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chec doc ethan
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I CAN UNSOMMON U
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* UNSOMONES DOC
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lmao
Wade
WAIT WHA-
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*UN SOMONS WADE*
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WADE IS GONE
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fr
Wade
NOOOOOO-*pop*
Wade
*eyes open*
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RESPOND PLEZE ETHAN
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WOOF
Wade
*just becomes the universe for some reason* Iβm baaaackk
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crap
Wade
Iβm a cosmic boi
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can we js yk
Wade
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not fight no mo
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Please
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tie?
Wade
Yea just gimme money so I can buy the COD battlepass
Wade
Jk, itβs a tie!
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thanks
Wade
*releases power back into the universe*
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*sighs*
Wade
Alr gg, who wants Italian?
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me!
Wade
Lessgooo
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yyyyyuuusss