Fight of the Century

finnaly a challenge

WOOOOOOOOOO LET'S GET THIS STARTED BITCHES

IN THE LEFT CORNER WE HAVE THE CHILD PREDATOR, JAKE

IN THE RIGHT, WE HAVE THE ALIEN ETHAN

ROUND ONE, FIGHT!

*RIZZES UP A KID ON ACCIDENT*

* hops the border accidentally*

*shoots kid in head* No kids, this is an R-Rated fight.

HOW TF YOU HOP A BORDER ACCIDENTALLY BEANER

FUCK YEAH

*THROWS DEAD KIDS AT ETHAN*

how tf u talkin , u supose to be in my soup u cracker

BITCH IM MEXICAN TOO WHERE TF YOU THINK PREDATOR IS FROM

*throws a knife right at the lights that fall on jake*

WE'RE BOTH ALIENS DINGUS

a child predators

Folks, we are witnessing WJE history! Also we need a janitor to pick up the dead children.

*EATS THE GLASS AND SPITS IT OUT AT YOU LIKE A MACHINE GUN*

Bro ate the glass like he eats children!

* uses a table to deflect

*EATS THE TABLE*

shi

GYATTDAYUM

*eats jake*

Oh shit.

*EATS ETHAN FROM THE INSIDE*

OOOH SHIT!

EXCEPT HIS DICK CAUSE IM NOT GAY

Respect.

*angles my dick in a angle so he has too* or he can't eat "

Oooh it’s getting crazy!

*CHOPS OFF YOUR DICK WITH A KATANA I PULLED OUT OF MY BELLY BUTTON*

Hey that’s my katana, I’ve been looking for that!

MINE NOW

If you win you can keep it.

*STABS ETHAN IN HIS LEFT NUT*

If you lose I’ll blow up the Earth.

* boom *

*TURNS OUT IT'S STILL ATTACHED BY A SINGLE NERVE

SO HE FEELS IT

OH SHIT HIS LEFT NUT

* fak it AHDIu\

* punches jake and moves my hand back before he can even eat me

*TELEPORTS BEHIND YOU*

OMAE WA MOU SHINDERU

* shadow clone jutsu*

*STABS*

*pushes dead children into a corner of the ring with broom*

* u kill the clone not me*

summons more

*TELEKINETICALLY MOVES A DEAD CHILD AND HURLS IT AT ETHAN'S CLONES

* rasengan *

*GOES SUPER SAIYAN*

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Shit. Now there’s dead children all over. Nobody fuck them! We’ll clean it up later.

* goes super sain like dig bar *

Bro going full Goku..

*FIRES MASSIVE KAMEHAMEHA BEAN*

*BEAM

*puts on sunglasses*

*GOES SUPER SAIYAN 2*

* pulls out uno reverse *

PEOPLE OF EARTH, LEND ME YOUR ENERGY

*STARTS MAKING A SPIRIT BOMB*

HE UNO REVERSED IT

TOO BAD

NO U

* gets infinity gaunlet and reverses time to the start , then i snap him out of the universe*

*YEETS SPIRIT BOMB*

OH DAMN

*DODGES THE SNAP*

*snaps Jake back into existence cuz funni*

*GOES SUPER SAIYAN 3*

*guides the spirt bomb by spinning catches it but is still has the same force and throws it back*

*CATCHES THE SPIRIT BOMB AND ABSORBS THE ENERGY*

Well. Hope this place has insurance.

fr

THAT'S IT, YOU'VE FORCED ME TO GO BEYOND....

we gonna need all the insurance we can get after all this

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sends video so u have to watch it * https://invidious.fdn.fr/watch?v=kLkqiCo_1o8

AHEHEWIUGAHOEN FIODHFNOIEVHJOIEARJFOANEVNAGORHGOIABUHERNH\ewrviofhiuofhaiouhviuhn

*GOES SUPER SAIYAN 4*

THIS IS IT

THE FULL POWER SUPER SAIYAN 4

GYAT

On the bright side, the Super Saiyan blast evaporated the dead children bodies.

I AM A MONKEY NOW BITCH

fr

O O A A

naaah

hhmmmm.....

OO OO AA AA

Donut, we have popcorn over there.

WHAT'S WRONG, TOO SCARED TO FIGHT ETHAN?

goes into the past js so i can move 1 rock and change the time line*

YOU FOOL

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUVE DONE

Oh that ain’t good.

I shoulda outlawed time travel.

heh heh heh...

ethan...

did you really think

that would stop me?

no

HRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ethan ur screwed

ik the cops would thoo *

*GOES SUPER SAIYAN GOD BLUE EVOLVED*

He nutted himself.

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

daaaaammmmmn

*BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF ETHAN*

naah the other way around

*subtly snorts Cocaine*

*reverses time by 10 mins

GIMME SOME WADEE

his ass could prees u easliy

*gives Jake Cocaine*

*SNORTS*

HEHEHEHEHE

wb me

* cops get a warrnt to arrest jake*

*UN-TRANSFORMS*

GUESS WHAT BITCH

IM FEELING FAST RN

SO

FUCKING

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAST

He can run from the cops.

*GOES ULTRA INSTINCT*

COME FIGHT ME NOW

* goes into the void * try me brotha

OH DEAR GAWD NO

* attacks as a void *

*TELEPORTS INTO THE VOID AND FILLS IT WITH MY ENERGY

ooooooHHHH SHIT WE IN FOR IT NOW

*follows into void cuz idk how people are watching this*

I WILL TEAR YOU APART FROM THE INSIDE

* void can;t fill buddy

*teleports arena into void*

never can

IT CAN WHEN IM HERE

tru

never can , not even you buddy

*compresses the void*

I swear this place better have insurance..

*BLOWS UP THE FUCKING VOID*

uhhh

what i mis..

OH SH-

* void can't be destroyed*

YES IT CAN

only the lord can !!!!

YOU CANT MAKE UP THESE THINGS

AHAHAHAAHA

*PRAYS*

UH UH ETHAN

* PRAYS BACK *

Hope the Void has insurance

*PRAYS HARDER*

uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im confused---

lol real

* PRAYS THE HARDEST *

dont js dont

*Lord Dagger appears*

lmao

*PRAYS FOR FORGIVENESS*

fine.

you leave me no choice

* PRAYS FOR EVERYTHING IVE DONE *

aaaaah shit ethan

HAUIHSHADUID

*self destructs, releasing all of my energy and destroying ethan in the process*

*prays for my tv to work*

AYO?

GOODBYE

wtf

WTF???

AYO I SAW THT

I SAW THT

FR

I SAW WHAT YOU SAID TOO

*teleports everyone out of void to safety

LMAOOOOOOOOO

UH NO U DIDNT TF

I SAW ZAMN

HEHEHEHEHEHE

LIKE TF

TF

MY LAST WISH

U ON COCAINE FR

IS ME

TAKE CARE OF MY LIL DONUT

* USES THE ENGERGY AND HARNESSES ITS POWER *

THTS YO WISH

*DIES*

YAY

NO

BITCH

oooo thank you wade!

OH SHIT

*slaps*

WAKE UP

*COMES BACK AS A GHOST*

*PUTS LIFE BACK INTA JAKE*

PINCHE PENDEJO

Ur welcome, no refunds

IT'S OKAY

HES A GHOST

REFUNDS???

OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH

I CAN'T BE FUCKING KILLED NOW

u gonna take that jake

IM THE OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH YALL

* THEN USES THE POWER TO DESTROY HIS BODIE *

You payed with your soul

EATS ETHAN'S SOUL

COUGH COUGH*

OH-

when will this actaully end

I DIDNT KNOW0

I dunno

** prays to have a soul that never can get destroyed

OH NO IM DED NOW

oooooh

*BEATS TF OUTTA YOU BC GOD DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY*

*snaps fingers* I just snapped my fingers, it does nothing

WADEEEEE HELP OR IMA DIEEEE

ethan how can u let him press u like this

Why, my soul, are you downcast? Why so disturbed within me? Put your hope in God, for I will yet praise him, my Savior and my God. Psalm 42:11

You’re fine

*CUTS THE SKIN UNDERNEATH ETHAN'S FINGERNAILS*

ur losing comone

Truly my soul finds rest in God; my salvation comes from him. Psalm 62:1

I WANT HUGS

I LOVE HUGS

oh ok yea your right ha i didnt know why i was asking for help :D

*HUGS YOU WITH MY SEXY ARMS*

I LOVE YOU <3

HEHEHEHEHEH

HEHEHEHEHEHE

I just nutted

ILL GIVE U A HUG!

<3

NO

uhhhhh ok

RUH ROH

MY SOUL RESIDES IN HEVEN

NCHAFOIHVIUSV

NO

I HATE KIDS TF

FR

NOW U SHALL BECOME A CRUSIFIED BOX!!!

SAME

LITTLE GERMY WEIRDOS

I’m available and I hate kids

wtf

WADE

jake is screwed at this point

YES DADDY?

ill take you and i hate kids to

I WILL BREAK YOUR TOES

FUCKING SNOTTY ASS KID RAN INTO MY LEG AT THE STORE COUGHING AWAY

EW GROSS

IM THE REF

IDC

oh shi i js realized JAKE CHANGED HIS NAME!!!!!!!

ILL BREAK YOUR DOGS

*breaks wades toes alr*

HE CHANGED NIS NAME

UNBREAKS THEM AND BREAKS THEM AGAIN

MY TOES!

*bitch slaps Ethan into the sun*

JAKE WAIT LETS DESTROY THE CAMERA MAN WHO NEVER GETS HURT!!!!!

WADE! YOU SAID UR AVAILABLE I WANT UUU

WE CAN'T

THATS IMPOSSIBLE

* harnesses suns power*

UNLESS...

ETHAN

I am the Cameraman

*POWERS UP FULLY*

I SHALL NEVER DIE

OH SHIT

ETHAN CMERE WE GOTTA FUSE

ALR

*DOES THE FUSION DANCE*

I AM THE HOST, CAMERAMAN, AND REFEREE, I AM A GOD

BEHOLD, WE ARE NOW JATHAN

DESTROYER OF CAMERAMEN

WADEEEEEE

THATS GAY

FEAR OUR POWER

ENDS THE UNIIVERSE IN THE PROCESS.

DESTROYER OF ALL

NEVER

COME AT ME BROH

*ATTACKS WADE*

NEVER???

dam

SKILL ISSUE

* attacks wade aswell*

lmao

WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB *punches into the moon*

VECTOR

wade is getting jumped

*STEALS THE MOON*

GRU 2.0???

* splits right where he punched * then rejoins skin so his hand is STUCK*

*shoots giant laser out of camera head* VIVA

*SNAPS YOUR NECK*

*unsnaps it*

*eats wades hand*

o dayum

*groin kick so hard he loses his balls*

*REGROWS THEM*

OOP

ETHAN

NO WADE UR HAND

THIS IS IT

(Class transition brb)

LETS DO IT

IT'S TIME FOR OUR ULTIMATE ATTACK

OK

TOGETHER

AS ONE

WE WILL DEFEAT HIM

*CHARGESUP*

charges ASWELL*

OH SHIT

* CHARGES UP ALL THE ANIME ATTACKS ALSO *

OHHHHH SHITSSSS ABOUT TO BE SEROIUSSS

breh

GET READY FOR OUR FINAL MEGA MEXICAN PREDATOR BEAM OF FUCKING DOOM

BARK BARK BITCH

YES SIRRRRRR

OOO SHIT MAN THIS IS CRAZYYYYYYYYY

3

2

WADE GOOD LUCK MAN

1

1

MEOW

HRRRRRRRRRAIOHPVNSFDHACOIHOIVBOIAUHNROVHSUHIVOBHFNIOHIUILAUHNOIHAIHOIRHOEHIH

MEXICAN POWER

AHAHADHUIDHU

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhifniuolwkhgtynhjmtr3e2dfvrgbnhtsgrad3esxwdfbgnhmjuhytrgfedws

KJHFBDYJNDKLMOWKJIEUYFBHJ

OH SHITTTTT DONUT HAVE SOME POPCORN

*FIRES THE FINAL MEGA MEXICAN PREDATOR BEAM OF FUCKING DOOM*

THIS SHIT IS BUSSIN

*FIRES THE FINAL MEGA MEXICAN PREDATOR BEAM OF FUCKING DOOM*

*ERASES WADE'S ATOMS FROM EXISTENCE*

DAMNNNNNNN

WE DID IT

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH

but at what cause

SORRY I SLICED UP YOUR LEFT NUT

IT'S OKAY MAN I HAVE THE DRAGON BALLS WE CAN WISH EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL EXCEPT WADE

it ight , mb for eatin u

NOOO WADEEEEEEEE *begins to cry as i DRamAticaLly scream*

(Back)

,

damn WADE

(they killed u)

fr

u dead wade

*just pops back into existence*

NO

STOP

WE WON

I told you.

eats wade*'

JUST LET IT BE OVER BRO

shut it

I CAN NEVER DIE

OH YEAAA

ETHAN, WE HAVE TO USE OUR POWERS

* BEATS UP SO BADLY SINCE REGERERATION * BEATS UP TO THE POINT OF 1 ATOM LEFT

*just rips with an in half*

*reassembles atoms*

oh no

*dusts off shoulder and yawns*

LITEARALLY UNKILLABLE

fine if we PLAYIN LIKE THT

*RIZZES UP WADE*

GASP

. . .

lmao

* calls god down * ASWELL WITH JESUS ******

AHEM WHERES MY RIZZ

Daddy?

*RIZZES UP DONUT*

AHAHUHDIUADVH

OH DAYUM

ILY <3

wade its over 4 u\

NEVER

ILYT

BTW ASHTON WONT STFU LMAO

yeess u gone

OOOO

GOD THE UNKNOWN has shown UP

(Brb)

fr

OMG BRO LEFT

hes dead u finally did it

GG EZ

ooooo dayum. . .

DAWG TRYED RIZZIN ME UP ONG

DUDE WAS LIKW "unless u want me to stay"

I WAS LIKE BITCH

AINT NO WAY??

I AM NOT THT DESPERATE

DO NOT

FR

LOLLLLL

MTF WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE

DUDE WOULD SPAM ME SAYING "i want u"

WTF

LIKE EW OOGLY BOOGLY BITCH

MA MANS IS JAKE

MY BBG FR

BRO SAID "I SHOULD BE ABLE TO TALK TO HER AS LONG AS IM NOT BEING CREEPY"

LIKE WTFFFFFF

FRFFR

SHIT I SAID JACK NOT JAKE

MB

JAKE X DONUT 4 LIFE

DAWG

UR WHOLE EXISTENCE

IS CREEPY

LIKE FUCK U ON

FRFR

EXACTLY LIKE IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN PULL DONUT WITH YOUR CRUSTY MUSTY DUSTY LOOKIN ASS YOUR WRONG BC JAKE IS GONNA MAGICALLY POP UP AND BEAT YO ASS

DONT TRY JAKE I KNOW THAT 4 A FACT

OK IMMA GO TO LUNCH, I'LL PROBABLY BE ON DURING IT

YAY

GOOD LUCK!

LMAO

LOVE YOU <3

LOVE U MORE <3

I LOVE YOU THE MOST <3333

SEE YOU SOON :D

SAD

0-0 and then you have my single ass-

just find a good hoe

is what i MEANT to type lol

THT U CAN WALK LIKE A DOG

WALK EM LIKE A DOG BITCH WALK EM LIKE A DAWG

i do have someone i could do that to <u<

but nawwwwwww be ugly asf

0-0

ok-

(Back)

*pops back into existence on a moon far far away* I can’t die..cuz dying is GAY

To be continued..

LE GASP

i cant die because im to pretty

lol-

YIPPEE!!

They can’t beat me..they can only postpone the inevitable

ooo

I. ALWAYS. WIN.

Because I’m Batman

NEVER

*pulls out the bible*

lol-

COME AT ME BRO, NO JAKE THIS TIME

FINE

OH SHIT HE HAS THE BIBLE

*teleports in front of him and grabs bible*

*inhales the Bible’s

OH NO!!

* god summons himeslf to the area *

Daddy?

LE GASP ITS GOD :O

u destroyed my bible he said*

I didn’t destroy it, I inhaled it

big difference

counts as destroyed

All it’s knowledge, all your words of wisdom

*you are a saint'

I HAVE ASCENDED

No you have not he said*

ooo battle of the centry

The cameraman will never die *just snaps God out of existence*

GOD IS THE CREATOR

OH SHIT