Fight of the Century

LETS GOOO

dope

ALR. WE GOTTA WAIT FOR THE FIGHTERS.

POPCORN GET YOUR POPCORN ONLY 1 DOLLAR A PEICE GET UR POPCORN

Slow ass mofos..we can’t have a fight without fighters.

exactly

In the meantime, feel free to talk amongst yourselves, while we wait.

glad u didnt see that hopefully

ok

soup

If you fuck each other, don’t get anything on the seats, this place is expensive. No white sticky stuff on my seats!

nah

//0-0//

ok

This isn’t an orgy folks, it’s a fight.

fr

loll

WHERE TF ARE THEY

MAN I PAID 0 DOLLARS FOR THIS WHERE R THEY???

I throw this whole thing together and they don’t even show!?

pussies

damn

yo wade you wanna see my face

Alr well, you guys have your orgy while I try and find our contestants

noooo

i dont wanna

i’m good

JAKE U CHING WYA

i’d rather not with her

same

lol

lmao

OMG WE GOT ONE

WE GOT ONE

jeez

you didnt see that

THE ALIEN, ETHAN!

Now we just need the child predator

naah his aint an alien

*random cheering noises*

YALL HES IN MATH

wtf

JAKES IN MATH

CHILL

Settle down fo

ohhhhh

oooh goctha

makes sense then

WELL.

lets take advantage of him not here

IT WILL BE POSEPONED

If Jake isn’t gonna fight Ethan…

theeen....

Orgy it is.

*gasps*

ok

1v1 mE ZACK

I'm down

same but only with 1 person

naaah

1 person her

I’m down for anything

and that person

Down to go down

bet

u know ur gonna rock my shit like dwan the rock

ZACK R U PUSSYING OUT?!

ethan would honestly beat your ass to a pulp

i guess he is

Well if Zack isn’t gonna fight Ethan, and Jake is too busy rizzing up 12 year olds…then..

thenn....

zack had memories of when i slap boxed him

ME VS WADE

BET

0o0

ID PAY TO WATCH THIS IRL

wht type of battle tho..

stfu ethan

I got cum gutters

fr lmaoo

I GOT MINERS ON MY SERVER

With an O or E?

both

fr

Based

fr

Alr so Me vs Ethan now

good luck wade!

ight , so wht we gonna do?

Uhh dunno

like cuz since we not in person

ethan rock his shit like u did to me

*bitch slaps*

eh

sounds soo ofuckin wrong lmao

cool dude.

ethan make this into a fuckin lure of him slapping wade

fuck u ethan.

Ima just keep bitch slapping you, *bitch slap*

oop

*bitch slaps back*

*bitch slap*

Owie

* will smith slap*

GASP

fr

*Falco Punch*

fr

we’re having an sos presentation

nahhh

(Class switch brb)

*cash slaps*

(Back)

Ooh bet! *groin kick*

0-0 dayummm its going down

cheap shot

ong

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh shittt~

Small target

yall should see how good jakes at at playing the guitar

It was hard to aim for

AYO

AUBREY

IM ASSUMING THTS WHAT THE AUB MEANS

YEA??

shut it bro u in da negatives

TF U MOANING FOR

ATO

AYO*

my foot would go in u wade

I WASNT MOANING???

naaah....hmmm dont sound to right

WTF IS THIS THEN

I don’t like how that sounds..

ethan left

WADE

I WAS JUST SAYING OH SHIT???

so fightts over

CAN U MAKE ME INTO A POKEMON CARD

wtf

I WIN

WHY DID U ADD THE SWIGGLY LINE

DAWG

I WANAN BE A POKEMON CARD

I have a list, and it’s gonna take longer than I thought, but ok

LIKE I MADE IT SEEM LIKE IT HAD A VOICE CHANGE AT THE ENED

Wait does that mean Ethan forfeited?

never

GASP

man came out of nowhere

fr he never gonna give up

Like Fuckin Batman..

wheres ur name onthe doc its gone ethan

truth be told

i accidentaly deleted it lmao

real XD

oohhh

Anyway….*bitch slap*

breh

*talks to his parents abt his grades * * wades parents call and say * U A FAILURE UR LITTLE BROTHER DOES CALCULUS AND IS A DOCTA

HE's 9

oop-

1/9 YEAR OLD

OH SHIT

WHEN I WAS 9 I CREATED THE CAL CU LA TER

Well…HmMmMmMmM..*arms Neutrino Bomb*(Neutrino bombs kill all life in the universe)

bro gonna go down with it?!

10…9….8…7…

*pulls out infinity gaunlet with the gem of time* and rewinds to before he had it

*

GASP

*uno reverse*

*double uno reverse*

*triple uno reverse*

Quadruple uno reverse*

*INFINITE UNO REVERSE*

INFINITY +1 UNO REVERSE*

*skip card*

*wild *

*draw 4*

Wha-*uno reverse*

Wai-

*skip card*

*uni revrse

*uno reverses the reverse*

*skips

*cancel

*draw 4*

*uno reverse

*uno reverse the draw for from me back to you pernamametly

*picks up 4 skip cards*

BET! *skip*

shh

sorry

*uno reverse*

*skip *

*uno reverse

*draw -10 *

UNO!

fr lmao

*gives 20 cards*

Wait wha-

got that swicth card

HOW

the uno wild u can write on

I SWITCH TO GREEN

*puts down all 20 greens

* i use a wild and switch to the cotton fields

UNO

WAI-

* gives 50 cards of all difrent colors*

*incoming canon event*

If you win it breaks the canon

* pulls infinte gaunlet out of thin air*

*uno reverse*

*checks the future* I WIN

*fast fowards time *

*canon event*

* breaks canon event*

IMPOSSIBLE

THE UNIVERSE WILL END WHAT HAVE U DONE

Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE

IMPOSSIBLE

*uses time gaunelet infinity stone to reverse time back to before the canon even even became a thing*

*grabs neutrino bomb*

balls

* resets to before we faught and when it was going to be me vs jake

*

WAAAIT JAKE IS HERE

JAKE U MONK

ALR LETS GET THIS MATCH STARTED

wade make a new post

FUCK YEAH

so it can!!!!!

Alr

FUCK MY MATH CLASS LETS GOOOOO

It’s been made!

SMASH