ATTENTION WJE! COME ONE, COME ALL FOR THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! ITβS THE LOW BUDGET ALIEN VS PREDATOR! LETS DO IT! Oh, and Iβm the host/referee
ATTENTION WJE! COME ONE, COME ALL FOR THE FIGHT OF THE CENTURY! JAKE THE CHILD PREDATOR! VS! ETHAN THE ALIEN! ITβS THE LOW BUDGET ALIEN VS PREDATOR! LETS DO IT! Oh, and Iβm the host/referee
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LETS GOOO
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dope
Wade
ALR. WE GOTTA WAIT FOR THE FIGHTERS.
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POPCORN GET YOUR POPCORN ONLY 1 DOLLAR A PEICE GET UR POPCORN
Wade
Slow ass mofos..we canβt have a fight without fighters.
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exactly
Wade
In the meantime, feel free to talk amongst yourselves, while we wait.
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glad u didnt see that hopefully
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ok
Wade
UNO!
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fr lmao
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*gives 20 cards*
Wade
Wait wha-
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got that swicth card
Wade
HOW
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the uno wild u can write on
Wade
I SWITCH TO GREEN
Wade
*puts down all 20 greens
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* i use a wild and switch to the cotton fields
Wade
UNO
Wade
WAI-
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* gives 50 cards of all difrent colors*
Wade
*incoming canon event*
Wade
If you win it breaks the canon
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* pulls infinte gaunlet out of thin air*
Wade
*uno reverse*
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*checks the future* I WIN
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*fast fowards time *
Wade
*canon event*
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* breaks canon event*
Wade
IMPOSSIBLE
Wade
THE UNIVERSE WILL END WHAT HAVE U DONE
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Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE
Wade
IMPOSSIBLE
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*uses time gaunelet infinity stone to reverse time back to before the canon even even became a thing*
Wade
*grabs neutrino bomb*
The Unknown King of Moderation
balls
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* resets to before we faught and when it was going to be me vs jake
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*
Wade
WAAAIT JAKE IS HERE
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JAKE U MONK
Wade
ALR LETS GET THIS MATCH STARTED
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wade make a new post
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCK YEAH
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so it can!!!!!
Wade
Alr
The Unknown King of Moderation
FUCK MY MATH CLASS LETS GOOOOO
Wade
Itβs been made!
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