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my body hurts and the amount of times i got slapped on the ass just isn't even funny anymore

I know that no one will care but this is everything that i've written in my journal.

I've been told all of my life that all I do is ruin peoples lives and that all I am is a mistake and shit. I've been told I'm not good enough and that I have to kill myself to make everyone happier. Well guess what. I've fucking tried and tried so many times. I've been trying to keep fighting but what happens? I keep getting hu… Read more

Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.

I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.

And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.

Republicans have … Read more

@autterpop , yeah I'm still on here lmao I managed to get moderator on here , a good amount of ppls left its kinda sad , dagger left and got banned he isn't mod due to using his mod powers for the wrong , its been a while , do u still have me added on Roblox? if not re add me User ; yaboyethan_chat - THTS my Roblox one

“Bye bye friends, I’ll be back“ Well I’m back! Sorta. I’m not leaving tho so don’t get your dick in a twist lmao but I am going to be on less, sorta like what Ethan does. I will go back to being on normally down the line but for now I definitely need to shorten the amount of time I’m on here. I’ve been slacking in school to be on here and I need to get my priories in order. But I can’t leave fully because I am glued to this site and I love you guys(well most of you) no homo. Thank you for coming to my Ded talk.

Bro I was doing my schoolwork, and my grandpa comes home, and he says are you finished with all of your schoolwork and there is like a certain amount I had to do, and he says are you sure and I'm like yes like bitch you don't trust me? anyways he made me do 5 more for no fucking reason.

I'm sick of seeing shit ass posts that have no meaning. From now on, any post that is not remotely relevant will be deleted. They take up unnecessary amounts of space and bury the important posts. I have to scroll for 2 minutes to find a chat I left yesterday. You bitchass zoomers clearly can't control yourselves and infect this website.

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PEOPLE OF THE COMMUNITY! As requested by a very large amount of members, we’re gonna revamp “the rules” and hopefully fix this issue once and for all.

The following statement is a proposal made to all the mods, to which we agreed. Now it is YOUR turn to have a say, cast your votes people! Let’s restore this site to how it used to be!

“That rule about insulting people should only be for the Germans and no one else. … Read more

Dear @matt can you allow mod powers to wade ( https://worstjokesever.com/@phoneguywade) ME . jake , and i think dagger want him as mod , he is respectful and is on a decent amount of time with me , i will do a confermation post on the german side.

Put simply, dead pool occurs when the amount of water stored in a reservoir is so low, water can no longer flow downstream. Lake Powell, the largest reservoir in the US, hits dead pool at 3,374 feet.

Matt, here is another retard you need to ban: https://worstjokesever.com/@theterrorist10000

This imbecile is trying to be the real The Terrorist 4.0 and is spamming bs. The amount of annoyingness this person gives off is astronomical and nobody wants him here.

lemme just tell you what happened. MY DAD BEAT MY ASS like as soon as i stepped through them doors it was over, it was like mf mcdonalds shut down or something like he was MAD, he was bringing out the hangers again and i wasn’t bouta get beat for the SECOND TIME IN ONE DAY so i was like “what did i do wrong now” AND HIS FAT ASS WAS LIKE “i got a email from your teacher about the math test you failed” i was like oh sh… Read more

WorstJokesEver is actually a good website, the only change that needs to be made is to cut down on the huge amounts of children here revealing their faces and in some cases even given MODERATOR positions

Guide to ban evasion, because fuck jannies.

Download Tor browser. It masks your IP and clears cookies at the end of the session. It strongly resists fingerprinting as well. You will not be able to be recognized by the website when you visit it again, so bans will not stick. VPNs will work, but not as well due to the limited amount of servers and the variability of whatever browser you are using.

Download here: torproject.org/download/

My EDP x Chet Goldstein fanfic Chet: You don't like women your age huh? Then whaddya say about men your age?

Edp445: * blushes * W-what the hell are you talkin' bout man, I ain't gay bro I'm just here for a cupcake.

Chet: Oh, you say so? * grabs Edp445 by his collar and kisses him *

Chet: Then whaddya think of this?

Edp445: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MAN!!! (in a muffling voice, while blushing intensely) altough… Read more