Collarbone jokes

A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.

I had to fix his collarbone.

A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.

The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!

I have 206 bones in my body, but when I look at you, I have 207.

Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

What's both red, white and sometimes purple?

My arms...