Collage jokes
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
I can’t wait for collage....
5 min later, ight I’m gonna go kill myself.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.