CODM Gunslinger Part 1: Ultimate Terminator jokes

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?

When you have a gun in your hand.

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide

Me: Aren't they the same thing?

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.