Clean jokes

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

I searched up self harm jokes, clean, but I couldn't find any :[

Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.

Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.

It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.

If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?

I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?

Forgot to clean little piece of dust.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].

So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

Yo Father, don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anal plug in there.

What?

The holy water gets all the ass off. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*

You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.

Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.

My mom told me to clean the sink, but I couldn’t find you.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

My son asked me how I'm so clean, "inside out." I told him because of bleach. The next day, I found him drinking the bleach.

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving.

I wasn't clean after this.

Why is there no woman on the moon?

Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.