Clam

Clam Jokes

What do clams do on their birthday they shellbrate but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish

yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'