Civil War jokes

What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?

Morgan.

As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:

"Them slaves taking credit for everything."

Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.

At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.