What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common? They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
as i am from south carolina i just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about
them slaves taking credit for everything
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the civil war
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
