What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Civil War Jokes
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
As I am from South Carolina, I just thought about something Jefferson Davis would have thought about:
"Them slaves taking credit for everything."
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
Free blacks in the Civil War is the same as me drawing a reverse card in Uno.
At the back of Abraham Lincoln's mind, next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.