Circular room jokes
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor.
Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?
You turn it upside down.