Chooser jokes

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

like this if you don't like school.

What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?

"Pikachu, I choose you!"

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”