Choo jokes
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Community talk
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