Choo jokes
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.
Some people can juggle chainsaws. Chuck Norris can juggle people juggling chainsaws.
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