Choo jokes

What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?

Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"

How does a train sneeze?

It goes, "A-choo choo!"

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."