Chocolate Bar jokes

What do you call two black lads in gold?

A Twix.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.

What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?

A Milky Way 😱

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!