Chock jokes

Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.