Chock jokes

Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

Are you choked?

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.