Chock

Chock jokes

Hymn

Did you hear about the gay choirboy?

He choked on his first hymn.

Dick

When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.

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  • Meatball

    Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

    Parent

    I asked a kid why he was so blue.

    Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

    House

    He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.

    Orphan

    An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.