I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
He huffed and he puffed, but instead of blowing the house, he choked it down with his mom.
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
