Chinese telephone jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

So I asked a Chinese woman for her number, she said "sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight."

Her friend said "No, it's 666-3629."

Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.

What do you call an Asian receptionist?

Tai Ping.

Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)

Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"

Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."

Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"

Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"

Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."

Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"

Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."

Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"

Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"

Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."

Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"

What do you call an Asian telephone?

Ling Ling.