Chinese telephone jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"