Chinese telephone jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What has two wings and an arrow?
The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? "Tie won shu."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.