Chinese telephone jokes

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

What has two wings and an arrow?

The Chinese telephone, wing wing, arrow.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone: "Wing wing arrow."

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"