Child Prodigy jokes

Why was Mozart a child prodigy?

All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That's a big word for a seven year old.

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.